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Wolf Halen Being a Fatass
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HueyRamone
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Wolf Halen Being a Fatass
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Nice Gibson
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Nice bitch tits.
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I'm no guitar player, but won't the size of his fat fingers at some point start impeding on his capability to play the guitar?
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I was thinking the same thing. Ian Anderson often said that's why he stayed thin.El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 12:36 am I'm no guitar player, but won't the size of his fat fingers at some point start impeding on his capability to play the guitar?
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BernieTaupson
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In the mid 1980s Eddie Van Halen patented a device to temporarily hold the guitar upright like a pedal steel guitar.
His son can just use his gut.
His son can just use his gut.
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Shawn Lane thoEl Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 12:36 am I'm no guitar player, but won't the size of his fat fingers at some point start impeding on his capability to play the guitar?
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Did he ever use such a device live? Seems like you would want to promote this idea on stage for it to take off and to make money off of the patent...BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 7:32 pm In the mid 1980s Eddie Van Halen patented a device to temporarily hold the guitar upright like a pedal steel guitar.
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No.Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 11:33 pmDid he ever use such a device live? Seems like you would want to promote this idea on stage for it to take off and to make money off of the patent...BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 7:32 pm In the mid 1980s Eddie Van Halen patented a device to temporarily hold the guitar upright like a pedal steel guitar.
ijwthstd wrote: obviously you take this way too seriously and were deeply affected by what transpired in the early 1990's and hopefully you are discussing these issues with a therapist in addition to other fans on music message boards.
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In a cover band I was once in, the lead guitar player was a big, heavyset dude with sausage fingers who could shred. I always thought the same thing, but apparently not.El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 12:36 am I'm no guitar player, but won't the size of his fat fingers at some point start impeding on his capability to play the guitar?
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What is Wolfie doing in Danzig's front yard?
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I can smell that picture.
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Pretty sad that he needs all that reinforcement so he doesn’t go through the ground.