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Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:20 pm
by Bono Nettencourt
You Shook Me All Night Long
Sweet Child O' Mine
Don't Stop Believin'
I'll add - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:26 pm
by Mojo
"Sweet Caroline"
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:31 pm
by MattleyCrue
24k magic Bruno Mars
Peaches by Justin Bieber
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 7:32 pm
by dmbrocker
"Margaritaville"
"Wonderwall"
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:22 pm
by aznsquirt
Crazy Bitch
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 8:34 pm
by BernieTaupson
Stupid Asshole
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 9:31 pm
by Fat_Elvis
Blister in the Sun
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm
by Sleek
Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute, and fuckety fuck, whitey gets turnt for 90% of the set.
I can only imagine how many pasty-assed babies are made by these people because they rush home after Landslide, Rhiannon and Edge of Seventeen unable to control their melanin-starved libidos.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 1:29 am
by DiamondDog
Enter Sandman.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:07 am
by daveg
Really not sure what that means but I'll try to play
Achy Breaky Heart
Friends in Low Places
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 2:42 am
by Bono Nettencourt
Anything from "Grease".
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:24 am
by gruentransfer
Living on a Prayer
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:30 am
by cowpins
Cupid Shuffle
Eye of the Tiger
September
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:40 am
by Bono Nettencourt
Sleek wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm
Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute
You're Stevie, right?
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:51 am
by cowpins
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 5:31 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
Fight for Your Right - Beastie Boys
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:00 am
by BDG135
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 6:38 am
by Mister Freeze
"You May Be Right" - Billy Joel
Pull that one up on a jukebox in a dive bar and see what happens.
#Turnt
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 7:21 am
by SeniorGrande
"Yeah!" by Usher & Lil Jon
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am
by Sleek
Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:40 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm
Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute
You're Stevie, right?
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.
Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:45 am
by Mojo
Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am
Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:40 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:39 pm
Awwww shit. I just finished a stint in a Fleetwood Mac tribute
You're Stevie, right?
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.
Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
THAT'S NOT A DENIAL.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:59 am
by exitflagger
"Summer Of 69" is the ultimate honkey overbite anthem.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:42 pm
by Sleek
Mojo wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:45 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.
Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
THAT'S NOT A DENIAL.
I AM ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE IF YOU DO THE STEVIE ROLE YOU GET TO HAVE SOMEBODY BLOW COCAINE UP YOUR ASS WITH A STRAW FOR AUTHENTICITY.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 1:08 pm
by daveg
20 years ago, if I'm watching TV and a KTel commercial comes on for a record called "Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt"...Then all these songs listed here come scrolling by at warp speed... I'm calling that number in seconds
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 1:23 pm
by DrewPNuttz
Rock N Roll All Nite
I Want You To Want Me
Cotton Eye Joe
And the always classic:
Freebird
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 1:28 pm
by Bono Nettencourt
Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 12:42 pm
Mojo wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 11:45 am
Sleek wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2023 9:55 am
Tsk tsk. Such low hanging fruit.
Seriously, that is the FIRST joke every person makes.
THAT'S NOT A DENIAL.
I AM ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE IF YOU DO THE STEVIE ROLE YOU GET TO HAVE SOMEBODY BLOW COCAINE UP YOUR ASS WITH A STRAW FOR AUTHENTICITY.
Of course. Everyone knows you got over wearing women's clothes and makeup in the 80s.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:01 pm
by Sleek
Sir, I only ever wore MEN's makeup.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 3:59 pm
by exitflagger
If Sleek can pull off 70s era Stevie Nicks, there are going to be some highly conflicted male audience members. You might be getting a lot of "a mouth is a mouth" type guys at the show.
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 4:08 pm
by ParaDime77
“I Wanna Dance With Somebody” Whitney Houston
“Morning Train” Sheena Easton
“Watermelon Sugar” Harry Styles
Re: Mojo's Songs that Get the White People Turnt
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2023 4:55 pm
by Playboyliquor59
Who let the dogs out
Do you believe in life after love
In da club
