Snarkgang Van Halen Rides Again, Trigged By Frankenstripes

ParaDime77 · Post by **ParaDime77** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:02 pm

I would love to know how many burner accounts Wolf has where he sends one rage post after another anonymously.

The Stench · Post by **The Stench** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm

What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.

MetalSludgeCEO · Post by **MetalSludgeCEO** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pm

The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.

THIS!

And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...

Again, someone simply tags him to say "Check it out" and he's annoyed and demeans the guy's support of the brand, his Pops, etc..

$tEvil

HueyRamone · Post by **HueyRamone** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:59 pm

• It IS a corny thing to do to a car.

• It is also done shitty. Ed's guitars had a lot more intricate stuff going on with the striping.

• It is also nothing WVH is going to get excited over, and to tag him is a waste of time and means you've got a bit of a parasocial relationship with him, and not in a clever way. "Hey man! have you seen this car?! It's done up just like yer dad did his guits, amazing, right???? Hurrr hurrr..."

THAT SAID:

The thing for Wolf to do is ignore it. He doesnt have to praise the people tagging him, or praise the car owner. Just fucking ignore it. What is it about your fatass fat life that you feel the need to shit on people trying to get positive attention from you, even for something you find stupid? At least they're not calling you Jabba the Hutt. Be thankful and just scroll by it, you grape.

GreatWhiteSnake · Post by **GreatWhiteSnake** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 5:02 pm

Is it so hard to type Cool Car whether you mean it or not?

daveg · Post by **daveg** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 5:30 pm

It completely boggles my mind that this idiot cannot differentiate between someone trolling him and actual fans who are posting stuff with absolutely no malice.

BernieTaupson · Post by **BernieTaupson** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 6:54 pm

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:19 pm

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:59 pm Just fucking ignore it.

Exactly. Why is this so impossible for some people?

He's like the Donald Trump of rock music. Only slightly skinnier.

DevastatinDave · Post by **DevastatinDave** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:28 pm

And not like it was some rando Twitter person. Greg Renoff wrote Van Halen Rising, and probably tagged him as a courtesy, so he should have said cool, or just nothing.

MetalSludgeCEO · Post by **MetalSludgeCEO** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:30 pm

DevastatinDave wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 7:28 pm And not like it was some rando Twitter person. Greg Renoff wrote Van Halen Rising, and probably tagged him as a courtesy, so he should have said cool, or just nothing.

I was thinking the name looked familiar, and was somehow related or affiliated to the band"s history.

$tEvil

DangerZone · Post by **DangerZone** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 8:25 pm

this isn’t triggered, it’s him showing no common decency

Psychobolia.com · Post by **Psychobolia.com** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 11:29 pm

That car prolly belongs to Jeff Waters (Annihilator), every other post has that EVH pattern on something.

LAglamrocker · Post by **LAglamrocker** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 11:54 pm

Car parked in Walnut Creek
What sh*t cover band is playing? Something stupid like Jump from Stockton
Line getting long with young fans

What stupid looking car. I agree with Wolfie should have been painted like Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses

SeniorGrande · Post by **SeniorGrande** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:11 am

OH fuck off you fat fuck. If you don't want to be associated with your family name, fucking change it.

Worked out well for Nicolas Cage.

Wolfing Ravioli
FatThang Fat Failin'
Southgang Von Groove

EatTheGlass · Post by **EatTheGlass** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pm
The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
THIS!

And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...

You would be too if you weighed 500 lbs. Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.

The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.

Anthrax442 · Post by **Anthrax442** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 6:25 am

Yeah, no defending that one.

killdrum · Post by **killdrum** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:03 am

Don't blame him. Car doesn't even have a Floyd.

Kidding. He really is a miserable fuck.

AliceManson · Post by **AliceManson** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:38 am

It would have been less effort on his part to just ignore the post. People who tag people with dumb shit like that are always insufferable boomers.

Black Stuff · Post by **Black Stuff** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:42 am

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pm
The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
THIS!

And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...

Again, someone simply tags him to say "Check it out" and he's annoyed and demeans the guy's support of the brand, his Pops, etc..

$tEvil

he sounds just like a miserable , fat f$kk

TooOldToCare · Post by **TooOldToCare** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:55 am

He should get Twitter-bombed by people with anything striped like Frankenstrat (guitars, cars, shoes, bedroom walls, their dogs, or rolls of electrical tape - this roll of tape will someday look like your dad's guitar @wolfmanvanfatgrohl).

El Vampiro Blanco · Post by **El Vampiro Blanco** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:54 pm

EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pm
The Stench wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:36 pm What an ass. It would've taken much less effort to reply something like "that's cool" than the snark he did post. He should be thankful people still give a shit about his dad. Fatso wouldn't have a career otherwise.
THIS!

And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...

You would be too if you weighed 500 lbs. Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.

The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.

Even with a personal trainer that would require some will power.
Something he has never had to have nor develop.
Everything in his life has been handed to him.
Starting to eat right and maybe work out some is one of the few things he'd have to do all by himself.....

BernieTaupson · Post by **BernieTaupson** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:08 am

Maybe he should read one of his mother’s many diet books.

GoodJudge · Post by **GoodJudge** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:44 am

daveg wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 5:30 pm It completely boggles my mind that this idiot cannot differentiate between someone trolling him and actual fans who are posting stuff with absolutely no malice.

Insert TBM's "All of this" gif here.

Nobodyspecial · Post by **Nobodyspecial** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:17 am

Quick somebody post these on his page and ask how cool they are LOL

dmbrocker · Post by **dmbrocker** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 5:52 am

daveg wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 5:30 pm It completely boggles my mind that this idiot cannot differentiate between someone trolling him and actual fans who are posting stuff with absolutely no malice.

Well, he didn’t exactly inherit a lot of brains from Pops, did he?

MetalSludgeCEO · Post by **MetalSludgeCEO** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 7:48 am

El Vampiro Blanco wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:54 pm
EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Mon Sep 25, 2023 4:47 pm

THIS!

And people wonder why I bag on him... he's a miserable cunt...

You would be too if you weighed 500 lbs. Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.

The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
Even with a personal trainer that would require some will power.
Something he has never had to have nor develop.
Everything in his life has been handed to him.
Starting to eat right and maybe work out some is one of the few things he'd have to do all by himself.....

""""""""""""""""""Even with a personal trainer that would require some will power.
Something he has never had to have nor develop.
Everything in his life has been handed to him."""""""""""""""""""""

This!

$tEvil

Playboyliquor59 · Post by **Playboyliquor59** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:27 am

Lipo,Ozempic, personal chef, personal trainer, nutritionist, zero excuse for being this rich and obese unless "mental illness" but he seems like a spoiled,entitled brat.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:58 am

EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am
Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.

The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.

Zen question:
If Wolfguy was painted in red and black stripes, would he appear slimmer?

MetalSludgeCEO · Post by **MetalSludgeCEO** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:03 am

Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 8:58 am
EatTheGlass wrote: ↑Tue Sep 26, 2023 5:21 am
Dude needs to drop some pounds and that attitude will go with it.

The funny thing, he could totally do it. With all the money he has, he could hire the best personal trainer out there that could teach him out to eat, etc and lose the weight. What a weirdo.
Zen question:
If Wolfguy was painted in red and black stripes, would he appear slimmer?

This NEEDS to be photo-shopped... in a quality way... Wolfgang in ALL red-white stripes...in those 4XL shorts.. lol

$tEvil

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