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LAglamrocker Appreciation Thread

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As he approaches 25,000 posts on the Metal Sludge forums, where do you put LAglamrocker on the list of all-time great posters?

Do you like him? Hate him? Are you jealous of his life?

Share your favorite LAglamrocker stories and how he's impacted your life.
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I put him near the bottom of posters like Tuff “career”
Probably why those two dudes are so similar. Kind of like The Killer Bees in his stupid WWF obsession

He seems pretty unlikeable-I wouldn’t say “I like him “”but he should go away like Lillian Axe career in 1993
If he is so great and life so “awesome” Janet Gardner would have married him

He goes through life alone with his stupid backpack beach chair.
His life is “real” as George “The Animal “ Steele match
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Most unintentionally hilarious poster ever. Blind Pig like...
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He seems alright considering he's raising three children and has a wife that nags at him all the time.

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I appreciate the fact that he survives by doing tricks for 7-11 food and concert tickets...
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Laglamrocker is the fucking GOAT and I'm fucking PISSED that I didn't get a picture with him at Aftershock in my Winger shirt, especially when I saw his IG picture where he was legit no more than 50 feet from me during Rancid. FUCK.
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I THINK HE IS SUPER FUCKING ALRIGHT.

...I mean, metal sludge without him dumping on me just wouldn't be as good.
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Absolutely hilarious poster. Probably one of my all-time favorites. One post earlier this year was about someone being on the spectrum and he commented Austism 3:16 I literally was in tears from laughing so hard 😂

Seems like he lives a pretty cool life and goes to almost every show so that is awesome! Must have lots of money as well. Has a very awesome lifestyle that would make most people very jealous I’d say

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i can't understand half of what he says.
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Someone's "special" brother who is clearly using Google Translate because English is not his first language.

Unless he's a troll who has kept the facade going this long - if that's the case, he's brilliant.
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Who???
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He's like a brightly colored paper french fry boat, floating down a gutter stream during an afternoon rain.
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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him going after the Richie kotzen fan & consistently doubling down was jaw dropping
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Can’t tell if he is a troll or slow adult
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One of my favorite posters. Like David Lee Roth, his stream of consciousness thinking is awe inspiring. I don't always understand what he's saying but I know EXACTLY what he means.
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whiteowl yesterday wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2023 5:41 am i can't understand half of what he says.
Take the L.

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He is the 'Gold' that Ponyboy so needed to stay.
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Top 5 poster. No doubt.
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Nate S Axel wrote: Sat Oct 14, 2023 4:55 pm As he approaches 25,000 posts on the Metal Sludge forums, where do you put LAglamrocker on the list of all-time great posters?

Do you like him? Hate him? Are you jealous of his life?

Share your favorite LAglamrocker stories and how he's impacted your life.
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The best!
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Honestly thought he was a woman
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Nate S Axel wrote: Sat Oct 14, 2023 4:55 pm As he approaches 25,000 posts on the Metal Sludge forums, where do you put LAglamrocker on the list of all-time great posters?

Do you like him? Hate him? Are you jealous of his life?

Share your favorite LAglamrocker stories and how he's impacted your life.
All time greatest posters is a tough list, he's in the top 30 I'd say? (very subjective)

I don't love him or hate him, but yes, very jealous.

I don't have any stories but he likes the beach, and he like strip clubs, so based on that alone he's super awesome!!
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_underscore_ wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2023 10:40 pm Honestly thought he was a woman
Probably just a disguise to get into a club free on Ladies Night.
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I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Anyone who endlessly talks about how great his life really doesn't believe it themselves.
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^Cobain quote! How did that work out :lol:
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Am I the only one who finds his love of the Murderdolls odd.
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