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$37,500 Paul Shamley guitars

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How many have you purchased already?
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That's the LESS expensive option on there, you can also by his road guitars for a lot more.
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HueyRamone wrote: Wed Nov 08, 2023 5:06 pm That's the LESS expensive option on there, you can also by his road guitars for a lot more.
Those ones come with an auto-play button so you can prance around like a fruitcake without missing a note
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Gibsonite wrote: Wed Nov 08, 2023 6:42 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Nov 08, 2023 5:06 pm That's the LESS expensive option on there, you can also by his road guitars for a lot more.
Those ones come with an auto-play button so you can prance around like a fruitcake without missing a note
Same with the Janick Gers version, though that would be cheaper
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Dorks have already PREPAID for Gene's swords and basses that will be used NEXT MONTH in their last shows.

https://genesimmonsauctions.com/Browse/ ... rOptions=0
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Not gonna lie: if the KISS ARMY is decimated in 10 years time and these flood the market I'd pick one up. For 1/20 of those prices of course.
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SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:08 am Dorks have already PREPAID for Gene's swords and basses that will be used NEXT MONTH in their last shows.

https://genesimmonsauctions.com/Browse/ ... rOptions=0
"last shows". Suuuuurrrre.
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If only he knew how to play them.
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It blows my mind that there are 50 year old virgins with way too much money out there who are willing to shell out for this, but can’t blame Paul/Gene for, erm, capitalizing on it.
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SeniorGrande wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:08 am Dorks have already PREPAID for Gene's swords and basses that will be used NEXT MONTH in their last shows.

https://genesimmonsauctions.com/Browse/ ... rOptions=0
You’ve gotta have some serious disposable income to buy any of that ridiculous crap.
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jens wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:33 am Not gonna lie: if the KISS ARMY is decimated in 10 years time
80% of the KISS ARMY will be dead or in aged care in 10 years time.

And their kids will throw all their KISS shit in the dumpster.
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I don't get it. A guitar he plays one song does not make it "his" guitar. It's a guitar he has held in his hands for a grand total of 4 minutes. Not like it was his "personal" guitar. I came out of the box, the tech sets it up, hands it to Paul, one song played and he never touches is again. If it was a guitar he toured with for years like he did in the 70's or even something out of his personal collection that he has had for years, then call it his guitar. This is just ridiculous.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 9:35 pm
jens wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:33 am Not gonna lie: if the KISS ARMY is decimated in 10 years time
80% of the KISS ARMY will be dead or in aged care in 10 years time.

And their kids will throw all their KISS shit in the dumpster.
The bobbleheads, worn shirts, plastic KISS-Kutlery end stained undies: sure. But the framed guitars will end up on (whatever replaces) ebay.
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jens wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 3:30 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 9:35 pm
jens wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:33 am Not gonna lie: if the KISS ARMY is decimated in 10 years time
80% of the KISS ARMY will be dead or in aged care in 10 years time.

And their kids will throw all their KISS shit in the dumpster.
The bobbleheads, worn shirts, plastic KISS-Kutlery end stained undies: sure. But the framed guitars will end up on (whatever replaces) ebay.
But... but... but... my dad paid $35000 for it!!!
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Paul and Gene are really pathetic when it comes to this stuff.

I'm sure they'd let fans fuck their wives for a fee if they could get away with it.
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Alias The Joker and Skeletor. Imagine fucking Shannon you’d be fucking Gene’s 2000 gross pigs at the same time by proxy.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 3:15 pm Alias The Joker and Skeletor. Imagine fucking Shannon you’d be fucking Gene’s 2000 gross pigs at the same time by proxy.
Now that you brought it up, Gene will charge extra.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 9:35 pm
jens wrote: Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:33 am Not gonna lie: if the KISS ARMY is decimated in 10 years time
80% of the KISS ARMY will be dead or in aged care in 10 years time.

And their kids will throw all their KISS shit in the dumpster.
This is true with most of our shit. Everything we hold dear will ultimately be in a landfill. That’s why I’ve tried to stop buying as much shit. My kid doesn’t give a shit about my interests. It’s just crap to her. I’ll be leaving her the job of selling it, or more likely, just trashing it. We are nothing.
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You got it.
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NeonKnite wrote: Fri Nov 10, 2023 10:37 am I'm sure they'd let fans fuck their wives for a fee if they could get away with it.
Win/win for Paul if he doesn't have to do it himself.
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Paul can inventory 30 of these guitars and make a very big profit off of the rich fan-boi’s from all over the world.
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