Sludge made me laugh at work today

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Sludge made me laugh at work today

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Met a new guy today at work. As he was being introduced from his team it was “hi everyone please say hello to Bert who is joining our team”.

I shook his hand and had probably a bigger smile than normal as you guys have corrupted several names. Phrases and more.

Damn you Sludge! :lol:
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He thinks you're a dick now.
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Sludge or not, Bert's a dorky name and a sentence to a lifetime of ridicule.
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gtrjay wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:16 am Met a new guy today at work. As he was being introduced from his team it was “hi everyone please say hello to Bert who is joining our team”.

I shook his hand and had probably a bigger smile than normal as you guys have corrupted several names. Phrases and more.

Damn you Sludge! :lol:
It's a miracle you didn't laugh.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:15 am
gtrjay wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:16 am Met a new guy today at work. As he was being introduced from his team it was “hi everyone please say hello to Bert who is joining our team”.

I shook his hand and had probably a bigger smile than normal as you guys have corrupted several names. Phrases and more.

Damn you Sludge! :lol:
It's a miracle you didn't laugh.
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ijwthstd wrote: obviously you take this way too seriously and were deeply affected by what transpired in the early 1990's and hopefully you are discussing these issues with a therapist in addition to other fans on music message boards.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:22 am Sludge or not, Bert's a dorky name and a sentence to a lifetime of ridicule.
:lol:
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Guy on our dorm floor soph year was named Brett but we called him "Bert" cause he was kinda a good ol'boy. We would yell "Bert!" at the top of our lungs whenever we saw him on campus.
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Was his surname Miracles?
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Does he drive a black Trans Am?
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