new BON JOVI song: "Christmas isn't Christmas"

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The new Buckcherry Christmas song is way better
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Bon Jovi isn't Bon Jovi.
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Ritchie Sambora just changed his statement from 'It's time for a reunion' to 'Lose my fucking number'
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This has that same cut & paste autotune thing going on that the entire 2020 album had. Is he doing vocal takes word by word now? It just sounds weird.

And this is at least the 3rd song to use the line "the sky shines a different kind of blue". First time was on It's Hard Letting You Go. Second time was in the solo song Ugly.

Anyway...if you must listen to Jon sing a Christmas song stick with either of these...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFF99j-0e84
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MattleyCrue wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 8:11 pm The new Buckcherry Christmas song is way better

Let me guess...

"Merry Fucking Christmas, Baby"?
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:17 am And this is at least the 3rd song to use the line "the sky shines a different kind of blue".

The lyric doesn't even make sense. The sun shines. Not the sky. And it doesn't shine blue.

Maybe JBJ has the line written down in some notebook and keeps forgetting he's already used it?

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Jeezus H Christ, that was horrible.
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Did Tico and Dave play on that?
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At times he sounds like Miley Cyrus in this clip
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Better than expected but I wasn’t expecting much.

They are in the studio recording a new album, he’s even written some songs with Desmond Child.
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Mr. Snuffy wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 1:56 am Ritchie Sambora just changed his statement from 'It's time for a reunion' to 'Lose my fucking number'

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Mister Freeze wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:41 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:17 am And this is at least the 3rd song to use the line "the sky shines a different kind of blue".

The lyric doesn't even make sense. The sun shines. Not the sky. And it doesn't shine blue.

Maybe JBJ has the line written down in some notebook and keeps forgetting he's already used it?

We know he's had an inferiority complex re: Springsteen forever, now it appears he secretly desires to be Sting as well. However, "the sky shines a different kind of blue" is no "it's a big enough umbrella but it's always me that ends up getting wet".
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If this isn't AutoTuned to death, he actually sounds better than the 2020 album.

I mean... must every christmas song of his be a slow shuffle?
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Sounds like those newer Brian Wilson songs where it's like "Yeah... that's his voice... but it's also mostly computers"
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FreddyFender wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 10:38 pm Sounds like those newer Brian Wilson songs where it's like "Yeah... that's his voice... but it's also mostly computers"
boom! Def sounds weird.
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I prefer Chicago's Christmas song... :roll:
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He kinda sounds like Roth now...just WAY worse
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