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One of the Three Sides retards, he came to the show with all his friends.

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Zach Throne, Kulick band. I thought that was his father the actor Malachi Throne (Star Trek episodes with Pike in the wheelchair, and False Face on Batman) but he died ten years ago. Must be his uncle, he’s a dead ringer for Malachi.

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All dorks besides Brent Fitz he is cool and an awesome drummer!
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Shit you’re right it is Brent Fitz not Zach Throne. I got my associated KISS sidemen mixed up.
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Upon further reflection I think they’re the same fuckin person anyway.

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Zach is great in the Kulick band! Todd Kerns was at the Palm Dessert show in the seat right in front of me. Friendly dude.
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Well at least there is proof that Kiss fans are not starving.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:28 pm Image
NOT Dressed to Kill. Tell me that's some homemade or bootleg shit. That can't be an official KISS shirt. It's tacky, even for KISS.
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Official, came out a year or two back. Gene wears one sometimes.

Did you notice his shoes?
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gene never changes his expression. priceless. pure distain.
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They should change the backdrop to a picture of a stack of money with big writing saying NICK, SOPHIE AND EVAN THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEPOSIT.
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Kid-Wicked wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:10 am gene never changes his expression. priceless. pure distain.
The funny thing is that Gene is usually the most fan friendly Kiss member (maybe except Kulick).
And still is - check the video of him walking around in full Demon regalia signing stuff and talking to fans someone posted recently.
But this is just not how he likes to meet the fans.
Compare this to how Gene designed the Vault experience - that was exactly how he wanted it.
Fans paid a lot of money there too, but they got to meet a Gene who was having fun and interacted with them, answered questions, played obscure songs like Stanley the Parrot etc.

This experience is probably designed around how Paul wants to meet fans, he doesn't mind signing and posing for pics but that's about it.

(Did Gene end up boinking the fat blonde with huge milks? In 1977 or even 1997, this question wouldn't have to be asked)
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Teeny tiny pink sweater chick was in two. Someone really likes her some KISS.
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These people are hideous.

Gene’s on an imaginary island counting his shekels, and who can blame him.
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Yeesh what a waste of $$. I cant imagine spending a ton of cash to be in a picture with 4 obviously unhappy pricks.
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Zabooka wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 10:08 pm
BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:28 pm Image
NOT Dressed to Kill. Tell me that's some homemade or bootleg shit. That can't be an official KISS shirt. It's tacky, even for KISS.
I can't tell if that guy is Ed Begley Jr or David Lee Roth.
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Charles Bukaki wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 7:04 am
Zabooka wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 10:08 pm
BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:28 pm Image
NOT Dressed to Kill. Tell me that's some homemade or bootleg shit. That can't be an official KISS shirt. It's tacky, even for KISS.
I can't tell if that guy is Ed Begley Jr or David Lee Roth.
I thought it was Max Hardcore!
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if you were on the fence, as to whether it was kool to be a KI$$ fan or not, all you need to know is the company you keep
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It just doesn't get old, I am imagining I can look at this 10 years from now and still be highly entertained
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The fan base that will throw down a lot of money for this "experience" 1) looks like they don't have tons of disposable income and 2) that they all came from the rural midwest (I live in the urban midwest, so I see plenty) where they are affectionately known as hillbillies.
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Theres quite a bit of obesity going on there, and not just in the band.
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kytepunches wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 9:30 pm Well at least there is proof that Kiss fans are not starving.
Bob Geldof is trying to get them to move to Africa....and Gene said they'll do it for the right amount of diamond mines.
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They look like 4 people who fucking HATE the people that keep them in business. Like politicians.
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Mom is just barely playing along.
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Also…. They have to have the WORST looking concert merch on the planet. It’s like they have to get the absolute maximum for graphic space and use every colour . I doubt they order too many small and mediums for the tour.
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 8:09 am if you were on the fence, as to whether it was kool to be a KI$$ fan or not, all you need to know is the company you keep
Tommy wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 3:15 pm They look like 4 people who fucking HATE the people that keep them in business. Like politicians.
Even they know it's sad. I get the people on here that were fans growing up when they got their first KISS record, but this? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2023 6:28 pm

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pretty cool how Eric could be in this photo with and without makeup!
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How in Hell is it possible to look gayer than Paul Stanley?
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kytepunches wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 4:29 pm Also…. They have to have the WORST looking concert merch on the planet. It’s like they have to get the absolute maximum for graphic space and use every colour . I doubt they order too many small and mediums for the tour.
All their merch and posters have been Spinal Tap for decades. That guy Spiro who used to play Gene and worked with them for years does the design work. It’s absolute amateur shit. Plaster flames everywhere, then plaster a few more in. And then some more flames on the side.

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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Sun Nov 19, 2023 5:15 pm Image
How in Hell is it possible to look gayer than Paul Stanley?
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