(5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids

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(5) Calling Dork-tor Love : More $1000 KISS Freakazoids

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The ones holding the instruments are the $4,000 Ultimate Fan Package where you get to tour the stage and hold the instruments and the boots.

Financing available, just $362 a month. Sign here.

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These are taken in the side room where they did the “soundcheck” show in Sydney, so they must have reneged on the whole “tour the KISS stage” thing.
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That girl with the purple jacket looks like Rachel Dratch from SNL.
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Aside from the hot tamale that Paul is feeling up its a special needs seminar
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OP, this is currently the best show on 'TV'.
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What is it with Paul always having a "someone shit themselves" look on his face. Can Gene look more disinterested.
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Man, you sure spend a lot of time looking at these picture and making fun of people who can afford to do things they want.

I can understand one post….maybe, but God damn, get some fucking friends or go for a walk.

You must lead an incredibly full life.
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I had no idea that dwarfs liked KI$$
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PBFSUCKS wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:56 am Man, you sure spend a lot of time looking at these picture and making fun of people who can afford to do things they want.

I can understand one post….maybe, but God damn, get some fucking friends or go for a walk.

You must lead an incredibly full life.
Agreed. And he/she/they would probably fit right in with these folks...(careful, he's going to put our names under one of the DORKS cause he's snarky like that...)
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 7:38 am
PBFSUCKS wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:56 am Man, you sure spend a lot of time looking at these picture and making fun of people who can afford to do things they want.

I can understand one post….maybe, but God damn, get some fucking friends or go for a walk.

You must lead an incredibly full life.
Agreed. And he/she/they would probably fit right in with these folks...(careful, he's going to put our names under one of the DORKS cause he's snarky like that...)
For sure, with the “you realize what message board you are on, blah, blah, blah”
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Yeah, why is this one guy making fun of a single band? Bizarre. Never happens here
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AlexVonHaig wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:06 am Yeah, why is this one guy making fun of a single band? Bizarre. Never happens here
Talking about making fun of the people, not the band. I figure reading comprehension isn’t your string suit so I get it.
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Really not much difference...

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Especially here...

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^^^^ The Guy Fawkes mask tattoo is an interesting choice. Would seem to represent the exact opposite of what KISS is all about.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:10 pm Image
Looks like Paul is impressed with his Love Gun.
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Mister Freeze wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:25 am
Really not much difference...

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Especially here...

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I can’t tell a difference between the 2 ‘cat men.’

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The irony.

You can perfectly emulate someone, with perfect detail and accuracy, and it's fake peter Criss at age 60
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Dumb question: Wherever these pics are coming from, are there any with ATTRACTIVE people in them?
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DangerZone wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:51 am
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I can’t tell a difference between the 2 ‘cat men.’

The oriental symbol is the only way to know

If the guy on the right came out to the kit and played drums the whole show, do you think any of the "super fans" who bought backstage meet-and-greets would notice the difference?
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Paul seems especially sour to be touching a woman like that.
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Mister Freeze wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 2:10 pm Image


Paul seems especially sour to be touching a woman like that.
Shockingly, Gene couldn't even muster up a bit of enthusiasm for this one.
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The funny thing about that tribute Eric is that he looks more legit than the real one, who is wearing a t shirt for some reason.
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PBFSUCKS wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 6:56 am Man, you sure spend a lot of time looking at these picture and making fun of people who can afford to do things they want.

I can understand one post….maybe, but God damn, get some fucking friends or go for a walk.

You must lead an incredibly full life.
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote: Tue Nov 28, 2023 7:38 am
Agreed. And he/she/they would probably fit right in with these folks...(careful, he's going to put our names under one of the DORKS cause he's snarky like that...)
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The threads are clearly labelled, if you don’t want to see dorks jog on!!
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Does a membership in the Kiss Army come with free buffet tickets? Them some beefy folks!
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