Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Moderator: Metal Sludge
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Anyone still fancy Lita Ford? She was beautiful back in the day. Which part of her body do you like the most?
- Turner Coates
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 42991
- Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:09 am
- Location: Is Everything
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
![Image](https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/darkskinned-man-beard-smirk-on-260nw-2141536651.jpg)
Is this what you're fishing for?
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/VgcIFxd.gif)
"Nail it down and put it in the bag."
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
She has had work done aint she? She has had a tuck and lift.
- Turner Coates
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 42991
- Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:09 am
- Location: Is Everything
- kytepunches
- Doing 20 Questions with Metal Sludge
- Posts: 5042
- Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:49 am
- Location: America’s snowy Hat
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
She looks like a woman in her 60's. She seems to be pretty fit for her age. 5/10 .
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Did Iommi ruin her?
- AlexVonHaig
- Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
- Posts: 1554
- Joined: Fri Jun 12, 2020 10:21 am
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
he said she could take all of his 3.5 fingers
-
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 26388
- Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
- Location: Candyassland
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
I fancy her in 2024..9/10
She is so nice! Smells great! Looks great!
I like when she turns around on stage at Whisky plays her guitar behind her back. Get to see her backside in leather pants
Nobody has every liked Mr Nitro
He looks like George The Animal Steele in 1986 ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
She is so nice! Smells great! Looks great!
I like when she turns around on stage at Whisky plays her guitar behind her back. Get to see her backside in leather pants
Nobody has every liked Mr Nitro
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Last edited by LAglamrocker on Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:42 am, edited 1 time in total.
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
What does she smell like?LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:40 am I fancy her in 2024..9/10
She is so nice! Smells great! Looks great!
I look when she turns around on stage at Whisky at plays her guitar in back of her head. Get to see her backside in leather pants
Nobody has every liked Mr NitroHe looks like George The Animal Steele in 1986
![]()
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Eddie Van Halen allegedly jumped out of a toilet window after getting caught with her.
-
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 26388
- Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:49 am
- Location: Candyassland
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Smells like hot chick tanning on Manhattan Beach in the winter..like I see and smell now.
Coconut/orange tanning sunscreen
Coconut/orange tanning sunscreen
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
- DonJuanDeMarco
- Headlining Clubs
- Posts: 3730
- Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:50 pm
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
I had to look to see when this thread started. The only people fancying the body of a 65 year old are 90 year olds! One of God's mean tricks he plays on everyone.
"You want Don Juan DeMarco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love?"
-
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 27459
- Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:44 pm
- Location: http://www.TuffCds.com
- Contact:
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!
$tEvil
$tEvil
Below are links for my music & merch!
RLS Website = http://www.tuffcds.com
eBay = http://www.ebay.com/usr/tuffcds
iTunes = https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/tuff/id76844864
Amazon = http://www.amazon.com/Tuff/e/B000AP8QZ6 ... mus_dp_pel
RLS Website = http://www.tuffcds.com
eBay = http://www.ebay.com/usr/tuffcds
iTunes = https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/tuff/id76844864
Amazon = http://www.amazon.com/Tuff/e/B000AP8QZ6 ... mus_dp_pel
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4230
- Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:39 am
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
this gave me a chuckleMetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!
$tEvil
- Black Stuff
- Doing Package Tours in Theaters
- Posts: 5385
- Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:24 pm
- Location: Blotz's Treehouse
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!
$tEvil
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
The power of Sludge compels you.
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
She just played by me, along with Gary Hoey opening, but I already had tix for The Smithereens w/Marshall Crenshaw on vocals. Too bad cuz I would have went, she was in The Runaways. That alone makes her great.
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
How has the waist to hip ratio changed since her prime ![Question :?:](./images/smilies/icon_question.gif)
![Question :?:](./images/smilies/icon_question.gif)
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Lira was hot back in the day now not hot. Dried up, aged, weary. Has not held up well at all. Susanna Hoffs is about the same age. I would Bangle her all day!
Just a regular guy who likes Metal
- Black Stuff
- Doing Package Tours in Theaters
- Posts: 5385
- Joined: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:24 pm
- Location: Blotz's Treehouse
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Susana Hoffs is STILL a babae, totally agree!~
The power of Sludge compels you.
- Turner Coates
- Playing First Stage at SludgeFest
- Posts: 42991
- Joined: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:09 am
- Location: Is Everything
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
It would be even funnier if Wolfie accepted the offer.DangerZone wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:32 pmthis gave me a chuckleMetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!
$tEvil
![Image](https://i.imgur.com/VgcIFxd.gif)
"Nail it down and put it in the bag."
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
I remember looking forward to seeing her "Hungry" video way back when. I didn't even like the song.
Not everybody is on MetalShit.com and Blabberface fuckin’ dot net! Who cares? There’s such a small amount of people that do that. - Blotz
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:55 am I would rather 69 with Wolfgang (concentrating on his rim) on Facebook live, after he spent 6 hours eating Chinese food than hold hands with that old hag!
$tEvil
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
I saw her twice likve, back in the day, and she was as hot as hell. I would have crawled naked a thousand miles over a desert of broken glass just to lick her shadow.
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
typo #live
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
You were right btw. I was. You knew!
-
- Playing Decent Clubs in a Bus
- Posts: 1918
- Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:03 am
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Nope. She knows to wear her hair forward in pictures. That's not a fashion statement its to cover her wrinkles. And her tour photo is airbrushed within an inch of its life. I certainly wouldn't blame her if she did get a face lift, but maybe she's worried it'll look weird like Joan Jett's. She has kept her figure after 2 kids and menopause, so there's that.maninblack wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:28 am She has had work done aint she? She has had a tuck and lift.
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Going off what you said and recebnt photos of her, If she wore a scarf and put some high heel boots on, I woul.d do her vigorously from the back.Cindy Buzzedimisa wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 9:45 amNope. She knows to wear her hair forward in pictures. That's not a fashion statement its to cover her wrinkles. And her tour photo is airbrushed within an inch of its life. I certainly wouldn't blame her if she did get a face lift, but maybe she's worried it'll look weird like Joan Jett's. She has kept her figure after 2 kids and menopause, so there's that.maninblack wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:28 am She has had work done aint she? She has had a tuck and lift.
- skatexedge
- Headlining Clubs
- Posts: 2935
- Joined: Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:22 pm
- Location: Arizona
- Contact:
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Joan fucked up her face with surgery.
-
- MSX Tour Support Act
- Posts: 4454
- Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:46 pm
- Location: Dans ma Tour en Shalott
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
I just checked that out, it looks like buttocks injections. Keep pensioners trendy!
- EzyRider
- Doing Package Tours in Theaters
- Posts: 5141
- Joined: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:11 pm
- Location: da beach
Re: Anyone still fancy Lita Ford?
Oh yes, full on fantasy for sure ...
uuuh, hang on, are you serious??
WTF????? WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU MANG!!!
uuuh, hang on, are you serious??
WTF????? WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU MANG!!!
It's good to be bad
It's the best time you'll ever have
What the hell is this ultra sad
Pray for your cool and work on that ass!
It's the best time you'll ever have
What the hell is this ultra sad
Pray for your cool and work on that ass!