HONEST ANSWERS ONLY ... Guys, have you ever walked into the room, and did the Helicopter with your dick?

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HONEST ANSWERS ONLY ... Guys, have you ever walked into the room, and did the Helicopter with your dick?

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You know...

She's in the room, you walk in, pants down and just start helicopter'ing the thing around?

Of course, the more flaccid length you got, the more copter effect you get.

Or, have you ever done the Tommy Lee (tranny) tuck, stuff it in-between your legs and walk in looking like a B!tch?

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Fun Fact: I recently had a chick tell me about a known Rock Star who did this on the regular with his chick, I guess he thought it was sexy or some shit.

It's someone EVERYONE on here knows and oddly, he's not well liked either... shocking I know.

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:22 am You know...


Fun Fact: I recently had a chick tell me about a known Rock Star who did this on the regular with his chick, I guess he thought it was sexy or some shit.



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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:22 am It's someone EVERYONE on here knows and oddly, he's not well liked either... shocking I know.
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Is there anyone discussed here that we actually "like"?
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TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 11:26 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:22 am It's someone EVERYONE on here knows and oddly, he's not well liked either... shocking I know.
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No I haven't but it sounds like maybe Marq Torien does , although rock star might be stretching it :lol:
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No, but Ric Flair apparently did that on the "Plane Ride from Hell". Keep in mind this was old man Flair in 2002. :lol:
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Yes, but I'm hung like a cocktail weiner, so I don't get much rotation. :(
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I know for a fact that it's Bach..., or wait...nevermind.
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As a grower, not a shower it's way too pathetic looking to even try.
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More a variation of that...
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It would be more of a hummingbird.
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Not big enough to do the helicopter crew checking in.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 10:22 am She's in the room, you walk in, pants down and just start helicopter'ing the thing around?

Of course, the more flaccid length you got, the more copter effect you get.

Or, have you ever done the Tommy Lee (tranny) tuck, stuff it in-between your legs and walk in looking like a B!tch?
So you were Heenan Snuka the entire time?
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