What is the worst song you’ve ever heard

[Whatever Happened To…]

You guys don’t know much about music.

Try “Space Ace” from Peter Criss’ last solo album.

https://youtu.be/hdWSbrqU1DY?si=qRTd3aFIBXU_6B1c

This is definitely the worst song I've ever heard by a "professional" musician. All of Peter's output has been absolutely laughable, but the mawkish, cloying sentimentality of this song makes it puke inducing as well as making you wish for early onset deafness.

[Hellsinkey]

Four Non Blondes- What's Up
Heart-- All I Wanna Do...
I like Heart, but hate that song.

[LSD69]

99 Luftballons by Nena.

I hate that fucking song with a passion

[Indy_Rob]

Butthole Surfers - Pepper

Bush - Glycerine

[Turner Coates]

Styx - Come Sail Away

"On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard"

Holy redundancy, Batman!

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Jeff Beck's Hi Ho Silver Lining, even he hated that POS. Was forced to do it...

[DonJuanDeMarco]

We didn't start the fire.

Even Billy knows it sucks!
https://youtu.be/psyv8G0mk3U?si=bWCftmjxtq4nS2gV&t=70

[FreddyFender]

Ray Parker Jr - Rum Punch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuQ5wZn3xY4

Pour me another rum punch
and let's get drunk
Pour me another rum punch (bartender!)
and let's get drunk



I got this CD because it had a Rolling Stones ripoff that I though was pretty good. He should have stuck with this sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUiiH4ZN9Vk

[Gibsonite]

Styx - Come Sail Away

"On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard"

Holy redundancy, Batman!

And in this ever-changing world in which we live in..

[Wild Obsession]

"Blister In The Sun" is beyond fucking annoying.

[roxxxtar]

I voted Rebecca Black earlier, but that Cumbersome song by whoever is a close second.

[MrRocker]

We Built This City

[Dave Muffstaine]

“Save the Weak” by Britny Fox.

I second this. Awful.

[Mister Freeze]

“Save the Weak” by Britny Fox.

I second this. Awful.

It sounds like a parody.

There was a thread a little while back about "real songs that sound like they could be Spinal Tap songs" and I nominated this one.

The video makes it all worse too with the band on the road, acting like big rock stars, mugging for the camera backstage, etc...

[McNasty]

Body- Megan Thee Stallion

[daveg]

If you took all the songs named in this thread (minus the Peter Criss songs and save the weak) you would have a pretty good playlist.

These are the worst songs you've EVER heard???? In your entire Life????

Worst than....
Brandon or
Anything of LuLu


Uh By Yoko ono gets my vote.

[Bob Sacamano]

This is definitely one of the worst Christmas Songs ever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASLTmTI

[BernieTaupson]

If it was actual bad songs (like the Peter Criss song I posted) not “brilliant and massively popular songs I’m just sick of because they’re overplayed, or I’m trying to be an edgelord by pretending I don’t like popular stuff” then this thread would be much funnier.

Come on, post some terrible songs!

[BernieTaupson]

Beatles : Hold Me Tight. One of the handful of bad songs they released.

Paul’s high vocals are like a cat on a fence, they can’t agree if the lyrics are “now hold me tight” or “so hold me tight” and each time Paul and John sing it differently.

A rare swing and miss by the Beatles.

The other ones being the godawful covers of Dizzy Miss Lizzy and Mr Moonlight.

[HueyRamone]

You guys don’t know much about music.

Try “Space Ace” from Peter Criss’ last solo album.

https://youtu.be/hdWSbrqU1DY?si=qRTd3aFIBXU_6B1c

This is definitely the worst song I've ever heard by a "professional" musician. All of Peter's output has been absolutely laughable, but the mawkish, cloying sentimentality of this song makes it puke inducing as well as making you wish for early onset deafness.

Am I crazy, or are the first lines trying to be Floyd's "Brain Damage", but through the lens of a slowed down Ramsey Roxx??

[Psychobolia.com]

Body- Megan Thee Stallion

I love MtS...but yeah that song SUCKS.

[Psychobolia.com]

Four Non Blondes- What's Up

That's my #2 worst song...everytime the local live karaoké band does it I bolt out the door or rush into the smoker's lounge! And it's always the same fat bitch that requests it.

[Gibsonite]

This is definitely one of the worst Christmas Songs ever.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASLTmTI

Would've been better if Daddy came home just after Mommy had offed herself and the kids

[HueyRamone]

If it was actual bad songs (like the Peter Criss song I posted) not “brilliant and massively popular songs I’m just sick of because they’re overplayed, or I’m trying to be an edgelord by pretending I don’t like popular stuff” then this thread would be much funnier.

Incompetent music by amateurs is just nonsense to be ignored.

Crazy Crazy Nights is a cynical stab at popularity and money, just done to ape Bon Jovi, and a full repudiation of any edge, rock n roll, or commitment to artistry, by a band that had already created hundreds of songs and should have more integrity than that. A shameful embrace at mediocrity, inoffensive horseshit that is somehow far worse than the Robert Palmer ripoff "X in Sex" due to the fact that that one at least had some sex in it. Equally bad would be the Michael Bolton inspired and penned "Forever", but that one stung far less, as CCN had at least been a bridge too far for me, and caused me to give this band and my fandom to it the heave ho.

if you like either, I dont want to exaggerate or give in to any hyperbole, but you're a limp dick piece of shit who should be forced to wear a frilly pink pinafore. And worse than Hitler.

So yeah, that's a little bit worse than the latest incompetent Stonebreed song with 17 listens on Spotify.

[BernieTaupson]

You’ve just named three good songs.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Styx - Come Sail Away

"On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard"

Holy redundancy, Batman!

And in this ever-changing world in which we live in..

...only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

[HoldenSSV]

Sample and Hold
I Love You Suzanne
Blister In The Sun
Let's Go To Bed

[Indy_Rob]

Four Non Blondes- What's Up

That's my #2 worst song...everytime the local live karaoké band does it I bolt out the door or rush into the smoker's lounge! And it's always the same fat bitch that requests it.

Fuckin' fatties!

[Engine13]

Dave Matthew's "What would you say" was my shit song champion forever until I heard some of this nu-country hick hop hillbilly rap vomit.
Holy fuck, the Earth needs another direct comet hit soon.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

Crazy Crazy Nights is a cynical stab at popularity and money, just done to ape Bon Jovi, and a full repudiation of any edge, rock n roll, or commitment to artistry, by a band that had already created hundreds of songs and should have more integrity than that. A shameful embrace at mediocrity, inoffensive horseshit that is somehow far worse than the Robert Palmer ripoff "X in Sex" due to the fact that that one at least had some sex in it. Equally bad would be the Michael Bolton inspired and penned "Forever", but that one stung far less, as CCN had at least been a bridge too far for me, and caused me to give this band and my fandom to it the heave ho.

I found those songs to be more satisfying….but in a narrower way.