Wolfslob Van Halen and Sauce Sobolewski

[BernieTaupson]

[BernieTaupson]

[Bono Nettencourt]

He's stoked!

https://blabbermouth.net/news/wolfgang- ... -van-halen

[El Vampiro Blanco]

Remember when Anthony was considered the chubby guy in Van Halen?
Next to Wolfgang he looks like a midget.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

I just saw this pic...

Google says Wolfie was 5'10" and in 1 spot, it lists him as 85kg, which is 187 pounds, lol...

More like 185kb, which is 407 pounds.

There is not a shed of a chance, he is sub 350... no way... and how tall is Michael Anthony? I've never met him, but in pics, etc... I've never heard him referred to, or considered as short or small... he literally looks like a little person standing next to Mount Mammoth!

Wolf's forearm looks like a thigh!

Damn...

$tEvil

[Bono Nettencourt]

IMDb has Sauce @ 5'6"... guess he is Polish. He also apparently loves Jack Daniel's whiskey

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0030959/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

[MetalSludgeCEO]

IMDb has Sauce @ 5'6"... guess he is Polish. He also apparently loves Jack Daniel's whiskey

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0030959/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

I see...

Wolfie literally looks like a Brown Bear next to him!

$tEvil

[Bono Nettencourt]

I wonder how Wolfnuts got so big, his parents are/were small people... guess Uncle Al is pretty tall.

[maninblack]

His gut must be huge.

[maninblack]

Remember when Anthony was considered the chubby guy in Van Halen?
Next to Wolfgang he looks like a midget.

Is that Michael Anthony? Wolfgang is scab van halen.

[HueyRamone]

Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?

He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...


then, chubby nerd on the eve of his project...



and now, after being a bandleader, getting married, hanging with industry people with dress sense, and having unlimited money, he's devolved into every basement-dwelling gamer, addicted to hot pockets and mountain dew.

this has to be him looking the worst ive seen him

[LAglamrocker]

Pretty cool of Wolfie to give Nita 12 birthday cakes on stage at a show but only 1 made it to the stage

This is best era of Van Halen family- I kind of want see the sideshow live in LA tonight

[GoodJudge]

I wonder how Wolfnuts got so big.

Pizza, burgers, burgers on pizza, repeat to fade. AKA the Demonfilth diet.

[Turner Coates]

The Incredible Bulk

[GreatWhiteSnake]

Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?

He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...


then, chubby nerd on the eve of his project...



and now, after being a bandleader, getting married, hanging with industry people with dress sense, and having unlimited money, he's devolved into every basement-dwelling gamer, addicted to hot pockets and mountain dew.

this has to be him looking the worst ive seen him

I can see your WVH studies are ongoing...

[HueyRamone]

I can see your WVH studies are ongoing...

Just trying to see what this guy's got for Stevil to be so jealous about...

[Turner Coates]

I don't think I've EVER seen a human being with a hairy knee.....until now.
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?

[DiamondDog]

I don't think I've EVER seen a human being with a hairy knee.....until now.
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?

Dude. Bertinelli. The Italian genes will not be denied.

[Turner Coates]

I don't think I've EVER seen a human being with a hairy knee.....until now.
He IS human, isn't he....or is there a different kind of truth to his name?

Dude. Bertinelli. The Italian genes will not be denied.

[jens]

Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?

He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...

To be honest you could see back then there was a fatty ready to burst out.

[JackieDaytona]

It's fascinating that a bunch of 50 & 60 year old men are constantly fixated on what some other dude looks like. Plus I can guarantee that a majority of people here don't have the best body mass index either. From a lot of what I see on this board, there's a lot of people with all sorts of fucking health issues. This board should be fucking sponsored by diabetes.

The normal human response would be like, "oh that guy is big" and then you forget about it and move on with your life. Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.

[HueyRamone]

It's fascinating that a bunch of 50 & 60 year old men are constantly fixated on what some other dude looks like. Plus I can guarantee that a majority of people here don't have the best body mass index either. From a lot of what I see on this board, there's a lot of people with all sorts of fucking health issues. This board should be fucking sponsored by diabetes.

The normal human response would be like, "oh that guy is big" and then you forget about it and move on with your life. Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.

Wolfie has some big titties too, and those are unsightly on a man.







Ps, who's that WVH lookalike that's in your avatar? Methinks someone has a type!

[LAglamrocker]

I want my rockstars to look like Warrant 1990
like Crash Diet “ Generation Wild” does .

Mammoth WVH fans will burn in hell

[HueyRamone]

I want my rockstars to look like Warrant 1990
like Crash Diet “ Generation Wild” does .

Mammoth WVH fans will burn in hell

Was Wolfie invited to join Crash Diet? They go through a ton of members...

[skinni]

To my surprise, WVH handled the news of the VH-based tour with surprising composure. I initially expected an outburst, given his past eccentricities, but he seems genuinely supportive of Sammy Hagar's touring endeavor.

While the photos may draw attention to the stark contrast between Mike's comically dwarfed stature and Wolfgang's imposing, morbidly obese physique, it's clear that both appear happy. Overall, WVH is an amazing musician who has been enjoying a successful career, marked by being on high-profile tours, a well-received follow-up album, prominent magazine covers, and a recent marriage.

[LAglamrocker]

Crash Diet is original Ghost they “change “ singers every tour and album. It’s been Wolfgang Van Halen all along(shhh)
His side project Mammoth WVH is supposed to suck(that’s the fun)

Got give Wolfie some respect having to spend hours in makeup chair to become Mammoth nightly and press

[BernieTaupson]

Overall, WVH is an amazing musician who has been enjoying a successful career, marked by being on high-profile tours

Only “high profile” one was opening for Metallica which was bought onto. Other than that he’s playing clubs in front of a bored looking pack of boomer Van Halen fans … the same demographic he insults regularly on social media.

a well-received follow-up album

Disappeared without a trace a week after release. Didn’t have a manipulative song with footage of his dead father as bait this time.

prominent magazine covers

Whale Watchers Weekly?

and a recent marriage

Wonder if he’s managed to consummate it yet. He said he didn’t have a honeymoon and instead picked up two of his mother’s six cats and stayed in a room playing computer games instead. Not making that up it’s an actual quote.

Here he is on his wedding mobility scooter.

[Turner Coates]

Nobody kept losing their shit over Chris Farley, Meatloaf, John Candy, James Gandolfini, Leslie West, everybody in Bowling For Soup, etc. Whatever makes you feel better, I guess.

[BernieTaupson]

Why did he get more and more slovenly as he gets older and more successful?

He was husky with a short hair in VH - Button up shirts...

To be honest you could see back then there was a fatty ready to burst out.

That’s the 2012 tour. He looked better on that one compared to the 2007 tour.

[Bassmaster1984]

His mom must get fat as fuck