My girlfriend is as fat as a wolf

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My girlfriend is as fat as a wolf

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She's not that bad, quite average-sized by American standards.
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Ha ha, Americans are all fat and want to shoot each other... you frogs are so funny.
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Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:26 am She's not that bad, quite average-sized by American standards.
Dafuq? She makes Melissa McCarthy look like Kate Moss.
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BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 3:37 am Image
Ah, how sweet. She's playing one of the many songs she's written about her late father.
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Re: My girlfriend is as fat as a wolf

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Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
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She’s that big pre-menopause! Oh boy…
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:04 pm Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
She's hungry like the wolf.
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Dyslexicheart wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:13 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:04 pm Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
She's hungry like the wolf.
Thanks. I forgot. :D
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:46 pm
Dyslexicheart wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:13 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:04 pm Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
She's hungry like the wolf.
Thanks. I forgot. :D
But....don't forget....hippos are hungry too.

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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:04 pm Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
The only one discussed on this board is.
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She certainly appears to be as large as Wolfgang
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That's a big girl.
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Gross...

I would rather spend my life with Mackenzie Trush than this full-sized animal!

If you don't know Mackenzie Trush... google away bitches!

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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:04 pm Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
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Re: My girlfriend is as fat as a wolf

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BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 7:57 pm
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:04 pm Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??
The only one discussed on this board is.
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