My girlfriend is as fat as a wolf

[BernieTaupson]

[Psychobolia.com]

She's not that bad, quite average-sized by American standards.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Ha ha, Americans are all fat and want to shoot each other... you frogs are so funny.

[AlexVonHaig]

would

[Cindy Buzzedimisa]

She's not that bad, quite average-sized by American standards.

Dafuq? She makes Melissa McCarthy look like Kate Moss.

[Turner Coates]

Ah, how sweet. She's playing one of the many songs she's written about her late father.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

[DonJuanDeMarco]

She’s that big pre-menopause! Oh boy…

[Dyslexicheart]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

She's hungry like the wolf.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

She's hungry like the wolf.

Thanks. I forgot.

[Turner Coates]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

She's hungry like the wolf.

Thanks. I forgot.

But....don't forget....hippos are hungry too.

P.S. Did you hear about this Pooh news?
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/winni ... index.html

[BernieTaupson]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

The only one discussed on this board is.

[skinni]

She certainly appears to be as large as Wolfgang

[scoontar]

That's a big girl.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

Gross...

I would rather spend my life with Mackenzie Trush than this full-sized animal!

If you don't know Mackenzie Trush... google away bitches!

$tEvil

[Gibsonite]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

[Einstein Lawless]

Uh, wolves are not fat.

Perhaps you should re-name this thread??

The only one discussed on this board is.

You just made me laugh in public out of nowhere, fucker