Who is Blobster's ex-wife boning??

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REO Cokewagon
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Who is Blobster's ex-wife boning??

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After Blobster lost the Ratt name in court, his wife divorced him. Got tired of Blobster throwin' his temper tantrums and hitting her.

Anybody know what happened to her?

Did she find another dude to fuck? Or even marry?

Anybody know who she is fucking now?? I forget her name.
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Michelle, and totally forgot about her as well. Probably a period of her life that she can't forgot about fast enough.
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REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:23 am
Anybody know who she is fucking now?? I forget her name.
I wish it was me! She's hot

https://www.linkedin.com/in/michelle-blotzer-464a278/
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cowpins wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 2:34 am Michelle, and totally forgot about her as well. Probably a period of her life that she can't forgot about fast enough.
To be serious for a moment, she probably won't ever forget. I've heard interviews with Tina Turner pretty late in her life where she said she *still* had nightmares about Ike.
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Probably whoever's drumming for Tesla these days.
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Rikki Rockett
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metalmetalrdu wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:15 am
REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:23 am
Anybody know who she is fucking now?? I forget her name.
I wish it was me! She's hot

https://www.linkedin.com/in/michelle-blotzer-464a278/
Gross. She's wearin' the Blobster hat that he wore to try to look sexy.
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REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 7:35 am
metalmetalrdu wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:15 am
REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 12:23 am
Anybody know who she is fucking now?? I forget her name.
I wish it was me! She's hot

https://www.linkedin.com/in/michelle-blotzer-464a278/
Gross. She's wearin' the Blobster hat that he wore to try to look sexy.
What Ratt tune do you think she cranks while boning? Giving a blowjob?
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DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 8:49 am
REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 7:35 am
metalmetalrdu wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:15 am

I wish it was me! She's hot

https://www.linkedin.com/in/michelle-blotzer-464a278/
Gross. She's wearin' the Blobster hat that he wore to try to look sexy.
What Ratt tune do you think she cranks while boning? Giving a blowjob?
Lovin you's a dirty job

All she needs in that pic is the flag behind her. Perfect Blotz mini me
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Black Stuff wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 8:59 am
DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 8:49 am
REO Cokewagon wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 7:35 am

Gross. She's wearin' the Blobster hat that he wore to try to look sexy.
What Ratt tune do you think she cranks while boning? Giving a blowjob?
Lovin you's a dirty job

All she needs in that pic is the flag behind her. Perfect Blotz mini me
Maybe Slip of the Lip would work too.
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Did she get a free bowl of soup with the purchase of her hat ?
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poserboy71 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:14 am Did she get a free bowl of soup with the purchase of her hat ?
Nice reference! :lol:
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