My new hair metal tee haul

[Nate S Axel]

Mattley is just waiting to find Mrs. Hair Metal on Tinder and then the kitchen will have more stuff in it once she moves in.

[LAglamrocker]

Everyone should be jealous and envious of shirt collection
Shirts collection has better living conditions than anyone reading this
Quit being poor is good life coaching

[Sleek]

Shitttt, I gave away all of my metal shirts. I had stacks of them.

If I had kept them, I would not be L.A. poor

[Nate S Axel]

If I had kept them, I would not be L.A. poor

You could have sold them to Mattley! He'll pay anything.

[LAglamrocker]

Hey look at me I’m
LA Guns..Big House..Sleek!!!
my Big House with zero cool shirts
my Big House with plenty of room for sluts..but only Earl Skakel answers my calls
no BIG funHOUSE

[Sleek]

I mean, I got rid of the shirts, but I do have gold and platinum records in my kitchen.

WILL TRADE FOR HOUSE.

[MattleyCrue]

I will buy all hair metal shirts in XL. Maybe large depending on measurements. If they don’t fit will wear to bed.

Tonight I am wearing a Mötley mock turtleneck to bed. Dr Feelgood one from 1990

[LAglamrocker]

Look at me BIG HOUSE Sleek and my BIG HOUSE of Gold and Platinum

Hey DoorDash driver come inside and see my records!!! I got a BIG HOUSE! I have Marq Torien number on speed dial!

[VinnieVincentsVag]

I meannnn... it's a big place and that's just the kitchen. Normal people don't live in squalor, and at least he has a GNR poster on the wall.

Everybody just needs to stop being poor so they can have a nice place like Mattley!

I'm NOT poor, I'm L.A. poor.

If I lived in upstate New York with my L.A. income, I'd have a big house, too.

...but my kitchen would still have light fixtures, hand towels and cast-iron skillets hanging, maybe an area rug under the work areas.

I certainly wouldn't go for that white/gray bare walls-with-gray-fake-wood-flooring, store-bought cabinetry, stainless steel appliances, fake marble countertops-thing.

I like textures, colors, patterns and controlling the ambient sound and light of a space so it has warmth...you know, homey.

Are you gay?

[MattleyCrue]

My living room is nice it’s pretty stylish I guess

[LAglamrocker]

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with Sleek
It’s on Peacock! Watch it!!!

Sleek kitchen is Big Kitchen! So stylish and elegant 5/5

[MattleyCrue]

People will complain about $5.99 for Peacock

[Sleek]

Are you gay?

Tsk tsk. This fucking century.

The straight-manliest thing you can do is to decorate for comfort, beauty and utility. Y'all gotta get hip to William Morris, Gustav Stickley and the arts and crafts movement.

[Bono Nettencourt]

I meannnn... it's a big place and that's just the kitchen. Normal people don't live in squalor, and at least he has a GNR poster on the wall.

That GnR poster is just sad...

[Sleek]

I think it really says: "This tiny poster definitely exemplifies my personality more than the 2,000 square feet of nothing around it."

[mrsnikkisixx]

But why are you so cute ?!

[cowpins]

Here's another angle. Is your kitchen in a bedroom?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyEREr4OpWt/

[DemonFilth2001]

I like it. I hate clutter.

[Bono Nettencourt]

His place reminds me of the scene in Boiler Room where all the finance bros are sitting on the floor in the one dude's big new house watching Wall Street cause he either couldn't afford to decorate it or didn't know how.

https://youtu.be/ArS16ZyOxLQ?si=NcBa4cP1PiizgdDP

[MattleyCrue]

Here's another angle. Is your kitchen in a bedroom?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyEREr4OpWt/

Hahaha the kitchen is in the kitchen. Thanks for the better angle of the other side of the kitchen

[cowpins]

Here's another angle. Is your kitchen in a bedroom?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyEREr4OpWt/

Hahaha the kitchen is in the kitchen.

This might be one of my favorite things ever said on Sludge. I can just hear Cheech saying, "Nah, man. The kitchen is in the kitchen". I love it.

[pieceofme]

Mattley is just waiting to find Mrs. Hair Metal on Tinder and then the kitchen will have more stuff in it once she moves in.

His kitchen looks nice. Not everyone likes clutter.

[pieceofme]

Sleek should post a picture of his kitchen. Then we should do a poll to determine which kitchen sludgers prefer.

[BulletProofPoet]

Enough with the kitchen! Why are we not talking about the fact he wears shirts to bed??? WTF??

[pieceofme]

Enough with the kitchen! Why are we not talking about the fact he wears shirts to bed??? WTF??

When you love hair metal that much, why not?

[cowpins]

Explains why is Indian name is Isittopee.

[MattleyCrue]

Enough with the kitchen! Why are we not talking about the fact he wears shirts to bed??? WTF??

I have so many and not enough time to wear them during the week so why not just wear them to bed lol

[HueyRamone]

Are you gay?

Tsk tsk. This fucking century.

The straight-manliest thing you can do is to decorate for comfort, beauty and utility. Y'all gotta get hip to William Morris, Gustav Stickley and the arts and crafts movement.

This.

Every time I walk up the stairs past 60 guitars in cases into the guitar workshop you live in, I always think to myself: "What a bastion of comfort and beauty this is"

[MattleyCrue]

HGTV Metal Sludge Edition

[Sleek]

Every time I walk up the stairs past 60 guitars in cases into the guitar workshop you live in, I always think to myself: "What a bastion of comfort and beauty this is"

Your former boss liked it! 70 million dollars, and all he wanted to do was sit on the couch in my living room.

He was always like: "This is such a great space, man...I just feel comfortable here."