Pardi gras 2.0 announced

[thunderdan]

It’s happening unfortunately. Poison 2025 is sad

https://www.bretmichaels.com/bret-micha ... ival-2024/

[Tommy]

They put the setlist on the 1998 looking poster. How odd.

[Hair I Go Again]

Can't wait for the press release that describes Bret as a humanitarian, philanthropist and "music icon"...

Over/under on how many times it mentions the word "party" = 3.5

[FreddyFender]

That's a pretty fun lineup. Go to the show, have some fun.

You guys really wanna hear the powerhouse rhythm section of Rikki and Bobby that bad?

[LAglamrocker]

maybe grunge did win the war
Maybe it’s time to jump off hair band bandwagon and become Hollywood Vampire at 2am-6am secret club goth nights
Oh well time to move on

I am hatred darkness and despair

[Wild Obsession]

Bert is such a cock, and the hodgepodge of "D" level "special guests" is actually a deterrent for me.

Despite 20+ years of his incessant man-whoring the "Bert Miracles" brand, his "solo" set is still an uninspired/short set of all Poison songs.

[Anthrax442]

That's a pretty fun lineup. Go to the show, have some fun.

You guys really wanna hear the powerhouse rhythm section of Rikki and Bobby that bad?

No, but Poison is 4 guys, not just one. I feel bad for the other three having to sit home and not do anything, while Bret is off posting pictures of himself on Learjets on Instagram. It's a bit insulting to the rest of the band. Bret wouldn't be able to do any of that if it hadn't been for the other three guys back in the day.

[Anthrax442]

I just looked at the lineup, this thing is going to tank HARD. I love Dee, and wouldn't mind seeing him, but if Twisted Sister couldn't draw, you think he's going to draw by himself?

Don Felder? I know he's opened for like Foreigner and such, but there's absolutely nothing about the Eagles that screams party.

And who the fuck is Chris Janson? His last two albums don't have pages on Wikipedia, that's not a great sign.

I don't get it.

[GreatWhiteSnake]

I just looked at the lineup, this thing is going to tank HARD. I love Dee, and wouldn't mind seeing him, but if Twisted Sister couldn't draw, you think he's going to draw by himself?

Don Felder? I know he's opened for like Foreigner and such, but there's absolutely nothing about the Eagles that screams party.

And who the fuck is Chris Janson? His last two albums don't have pages on Wikipedia, that's not a great sign.

I don't get it.

But, but, but there's a MYSTERY GUEST!!

[Anthrax442]

I just looked at the lineup, this thing is going to tank HARD. I love Dee, and wouldn't mind seeing him, but if Twisted Sister couldn't draw, you think he's going to draw by himself?

Don Felder? I know he's opened for like Foreigner and such, but there's absolutely nothing about the Eagles that screams party.

And who the fuck is Chris Janson? His last two albums don't have pages on Wikipedia, that's not a great sign.

I don't get it.

But, but, but there's a MYSTERY GUEST!!

Unless that Mystery Guest is fucking Elvis, this thing isn't moving more than 2K a night.

[LAglamrocker]

Chris Janson is country’s Nu Breed
Nu pussy- not fallen angel 55 year old pussy
Doesn’t matter it’s all about vampire girls bathing in blood at 4am

[tooth]

Woof, this is beyond pathetic. I can't imagine anyone, outside of Bert fans, would go see this.

[Mister Freeze]

"Mystery Guest"

[gtshark1]

I'll go with LAglamrocker if Jon PARDI gets added.

Tulare Fairgounds here we come.

[Fat_Elvis]

Yikes. Worse than last year's lineup.

[BDG135]

Is Dee gonna perform an entire set?

[Brainy Lane]

So according to the poster:
“Hotel California” comes after
Nothing but a Good Time
Buy me a Boat
I Wanna Rock

F Bert

[DonJuanDeMarco]

It actually makes sense. Bret and Chris Janson just did a CMT Crossroads special together.
https://www.cmt.com/episodes/ysdcpo/cmt ... on-22-ep-4

Dee has been special guest at a few recent Bret solo shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8xNVTsUx-E

Don Felder is random but Eagles songs are widely popular.

So you've got nu-country, classic rock and 80's hard rock covered. I'm curious who the mystery guest would be. I'm guessing it's either going to be a woman or someone who sang for a band in the 90's to round out the tour.

[LAglamrocker]

Pardi Gras should have Pardi How does it not?
Jon Pardi / Sebastian Bach/Dee Snider/ Jon E Love

During Tulare AG show 2024

[LurkingAtWork]

Somewhere Don Henley is having himself a good chuckle

[Nate S Axel]

Pardi Gras should have Pardi How does it not?
Jon Pardi / Sebastian Bach/Dee Snider/ Jon E Love

During Tulare AG show 2024

It's time thunderdan start getting into country music more since his idol Bret is part country. Nobody cares about acoustic Trixter.

Pardi Gras 2025 will probably be Vanilla Ice, one of Florida/Georgia Line, Mark Slaughter, and Hairball.

[Spongie]

Pardi Gras is the 8th wonder of the world. I don’t understand anything about it. It’s a pathetic tour.

There’s no way LN is SELLING more than 1,000 tickets per stop… so, do they really make THAT much money selling beer and nachos?

Who the hell is Chris Janson?? Seriously??

Don Felder??? The one Eagle I’ve never heard of.

How does Brett not consider this to be an abysmal humiliation?

Poison could easily do a legitimate shed tour… actually SELL 10k - 12k tickets… have a REAL party… bring out a couple other bands that PAYING CUSTOMERS actually want to see. Everyone has a great time and makes money… and Brett’s NOT a national laughing stock.

I don’t get it. At all.

[FreddyFender]

You guys really don't get it. This tour is for people who live in TRAILER PARKS and country folks. The grandmas and grandpas who keep their TVs on CMT 24/7.

People that go to this show get to hear:

-Whathisface come out and do the solo to Hotel California on the double-neck SG (Hell yeah, brother!)
-That one guy hop onstage and sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" and "I Wanna Rock!" (Hell yeah, brother!)
-Bert comes out and raps a country version of RHCP's "Give it Away Now" and then sings "Nothin But A Good Time" (Hell yeah, brother!)
-Everyone onstage for a jam on "Your Mama Dont' Dance" (Hell yeah, brother!)

If this sounds like hell on earth to you, you are not the target audience. Be thankful.

But mark my words: this tour is going to have trailer parks from Mobile, Alabama to Bakersfield, California LIT UP when it rolls into town.

[thunderdan]

i don't get the sh*t show yesterday so bret michaels band was the supporting act like dude from journey last year? idk what they're doing. whole thing sucks

[Spongie]

90% of Brett’s genre peers are involuntarily TRAPPED in the very hell that Brett CHOOSES to be in. Any of them would toss Wolfgang’s salad for a chance to headline amphitheaters in 2024.

Brett’s the kind of douche who uses a wheelchair even though he’s perfectly capable of walking…. while people with no legs, who’d give anything to walk again, just stare in disbelief.

He’s such an ungrateful, cringeworthy cunt.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

90% of Brett’s genre peers are involuntarily TRAPPED in the very hell that Brett CHOOSES to be in. Any of them would toss Wolfgang’s salad for a chance to headline amphitheaters in 2024.

Brett’s the kind of douche who uses a wheelchair even though he’s perfectly capable of walking…. while people with no legs, who’d give anything to walk again, just stare in disbelief.

He’s such an ungrateful, cringeworthy cunt.

Cheers for all the originality put into this insult! I agree that Bret seems a little fake... a little TOO nice and positive but I wouldn't call him ungrateful.