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Aging is a Birch.
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After the hell she's been through, not surprised.
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What hell has she been through? Other than her old man being a prick and causing so much shit on sets because he thought he was a big star himself because he was in porno, so she stopped getting hired for anything…
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Who is she? I recognize the girl on the left. Don’t recognize the other one. A teen actresss on Nickelodeon or something?
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Her name is in the subject.

Was in American Beauty and a bunch of other stuff.
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Ghost World for the win!
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Looking really rough for 41.

Ghost World was good! I was in a band with this dude...
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First Bruce Jenner and now lil Opie Cunningham.
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Ugh, what happened to her? I had a crush on her and Kirsten Dunst for a while back in my middle and high school years. And Tara Lipinski. At least the other two of those three have come out looking good.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:16 am What hell has she been through? Other than her old man being a prick and causing so much shit on sets because he thought he was a big star himself because he was in porno, so she stopped getting hired for anything…
So her daddy worked in porno once mommy wasn't around?
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sirthx2 wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 5:45 am Ghost World for the win!
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 5:06 am Her name is in the subject.

Was in American Beauty and a bunch of other stuff.

love american beauty.
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One of the worst Oscar-winning movies ever. There were a ton of better choices that year.
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Only thing I remember seeing her in is American Beauty and The Hole.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:52 pm
BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:16 am What hell has she been through? Other than her old man being a prick and causing so much shit on sets because he thought he was a big star himself because he was in porno, so she stopped getting hired for anything…
So her daddy worked in porno once mommy wasn't around?
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If she put some effort in her appearance and lost the hangdog expression she'd look fine. She looks like she hasn't slept in days. Is she mentally ok?
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She wasn't exactly "hot" back in the day, so looking like a High School Math Teacher 25 years later, isn't much of a surprise.
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She looks way older than she actually is. That is what is sad.
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StateOfShock wrote: Mon Feb 05, 2024 3:33 pm She looks way older than she actually is. That is what is sad.
She could change that easily. Switch the dowdy top for something more flattering, take the hair out of the librarian bun and style it, put some makeup on and do your brows. And FFS lose the world weary facial expression. She's in show business she already knows these things. That's why I'm wondering about her mental health. She looks like she dragged herself to this event and the only effort she could manage was earrings and some lip gloss. Or maybe she's just trying to show she'd rather be anywhere but there.
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Nothing is going to help. Gingers have no soul.
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