Massive missed opportunity: KISS Elder crossover with WWF

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Massive missed opportunity: KISS Elder crossover with WWF

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Plot:

The story kicks off with KISS performing a monumental concert in Verona, harnessing the energy of their music, including tracks like "The Oath" and "A World Without Heroes," to open a portal to another dimension. Unbeknownst to them, their epic performance has attracted the attention of the Elder gods, who transport the band members - Gene, Paul, Ace, and Eric - to the Elderverse.

Upon their arrival, they discover that The Elder is in turmoil. An ancient evil known as Blackwell has arisen, threatening to plunge the realm into eternal darkness. To combat this threat, the Elder gods grant KISS extraordinary abilities, transforming them into powerful warriors, reminiscent of the song "Under the Rose."

Meanwhile, in the Elderverse's wrestling arena, the fiercest competitors from the 80s WWF era are gathered for the ultimate tournament to determine the one true champion. Led by the likes of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, and The Ultimate Warrior, these larger-than-life wrestlers are ready to battle for glory, set to the music of "Only You."

As KISS adjusts to their new reality and embraces their warrior personas, they are drawn into the world of wrestling, where they must face off against the most formidable opponents. Hulk Hogan lends his strength and charisma to aid KISS in their quest, teaming up with them in tag team matches against Blackwell’s minions.

Macho Man Randy Savage, with his flamboyant personality and high-flying maneuvers, provides valuable advice to KISS on mastering the art of wrestling, while The Ultimate Warrior's intensity and mystique inspire the band to push their limits and unlock their full potential in the ring.

Each member of KISS brings their unique style and powers to the ring, from Gene's monstrous strength to Ace’s lightning-fast agility, echoing the lyrics of "Dark Light."

But as the tournament progresses, it becomes clear that Blackwell’s influence extends even into the world of wrestling. He has corrupted some of the competitors, turning them into his loyal minions, reminiscent of the dark themes explored in "Escape from the Island."

KISS must not only defeat their opponents in the ring but also uncover Blackwell’s sinister plot and find a way to stop him before it's too late, echoing the quest-like journey depicted in "Odyssey."

With epic battles, electrifying performances, and a soundtrack filled with KISS classics from "The Elder," "KISS: Warriors of the Elderverse" is an adrenaline-fueled adventure that combines the best of rock music and wrestling spectacle. Will KISS emerge victorious and save the Elderverse, or will The Dark Lord prevail and plunge the realm into darkness forever?

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Re: Massive missed opportunity: KISS Elder crossover with WWF

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Ya, this should end well for dear old Roland
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What the fuck did i just read ?
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Roland Rockover wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:03 am Plot:

The story kicks off with KISS performing a monumental concert in Verona, harnessing the energy of their music, including tracks like "The Oath" and "A World Without Heroes," to open a portal to another dimension. Unbeknownst to them, their epic performance has attracted the attention of the Elder gods, who transport the band members - Gene, Paul, Ace, and Eric - to the Elderverse.

Upon their arrival, they discover that The Elder is in turmoil. An ancient evil known as Blackwell has arisen, threatening to plunge the realm into eternal darkness. To combat this threat, the Elder gods grant KISS extraordinary abilities, transforming them into powerful warriors, reminiscent of the song "Under the Rose."

Meanwhile, in the Elderverse's wrestling arena, the fiercest competitors from the 80s WWF era are gathered for the ultimate tournament to determine the one true champion. Led by the likes of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, and The Ultimate Warrior, these larger-than-life wrestlers are ready to battle for glory, set to the music of "Only You."

As KISS adjusts to their new reality and embraces their warrior personas, they are drawn into the world of wrestling, where they must face off against the most formidable opponents. Hulk Hogan lends his strength and charisma to aid KISS in their quest, teaming up with them in tag team matches against Blackwell’s minions.

Macho Man Randy Savage, with his flamboyant personality and high-flying maneuvers, provides valuable advice to KISS on mastering the art of wrestling, while The Ultimate Warrior's intensity and mystique inspire the band to push their limits and unlock their full potential in the ring.

Each member of KISS brings their unique style and powers to the ring, from Gene's monstrous strength to Ace’s lightning-fast agility, echoing the lyrics of "Dark Light."

But as the tournament progresses, it becomes clear that Blackwell’s influence extends even into the world of wrestling. He has corrupted some of the competitors, turning them into his loyal minions, reminiscent of the dark themes explored in "Escape from the Island."

KISS must not only defeat their opponents in the ring but also uncover Blackwell’s sinister plot and find a way to stop him before it's too late, echoing the quest-like journey depicted in "Odyssey."

With epic battles, electrifying performances, and a soundtrack filled with KISS classics from "The Elder," "KISS: Warriors of the Elderverse" is an adrenaline-fueled adventure that combines the best of rock music and wrestling spectacle. Will KISS emerge victorious and save the Elderverse, or will The Dark Lord prevail and plunge the realm into darkness forever?

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The Elder was released(escaped?) in 1981, numbnuts.
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Roland Rockover wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:03 am Plot:

The story kicks off with KISS performing a monumental concert in Verona, harnessing the energy of their music, including tracks like "The Oath" and "A World Without Heroes," to open a portal to another dimension. Unbeknownst to them, their epic performance has attracted the attention of the Elder gods, who transport the band members - Gene, Paul, Ace, and Eric - to the Elderverse.

Upon their arrival, they discover that The Elder is in turmoil. An ancient evil known as Blackwell has arisen, threatening to plunge the realm into eternal darkness. To combat this threat, the Elder gods grant KISS extraordinary abilities, transforming them into powerful warriors, reminiscent of the song "Under the Rose."

Meanwhile, in the Elderverse's wrestling arena, the fiercest competitors from the 80s WWF era are gathered for the ultimate tournament to determine the one true champion. Led by the likes of Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, and The Ultimate Warrior, these larger-than-life wrestlers are ready to battle for glory, set to the music of "Only You."

As KISS adjusts to their new reality and embraces their warrior personas, they are drawn into the world of wrestling, where they must face off against the most formidable opponents. Hulk Hogan lends his strength and charisma to aid KISS in their quest, teaming up with them in tag team matches against Blackwell’s minions.

Macho Man Randy Savage, with his flamboyant personality and high-flying maneuvers, provides valuable advice to KISS on mastering the art of wrestling, while The Ultimate Warrior's intensity and mystique inspire the band to push their limits and unlock their full potential in the ring.

Each member of KISS brings their unique style and powers to the ring, from Gene's monstrous strength to Ace’s lightning-fast agility, echoing the lyrics of "Dark Light."

But as the tournament progresses, it becomes clear that Blackwell’s influence extends even into the world of wrestling. He has corrupted some of the competitors, turning them into his loyal minions, reminiscent of the dark themes explored in "Escape from the Island."

KISS must not only defeat their opponents in the ring but also uncover Blackwell’s sinister plot and find a way to stop him before it's too late, echoing the quest-like journey depicted in "Odyssey."

With epic battles, electrifying performances, and a soundtrack filled with KISS classics from "The Elder," "KISS: Warriors of the Elderverse" is an adrenaline-fueled adventure that combines the best of rock music and wrestling spectacle. Will KISS emerge victorious and save the Elderverse, or will The Dark Lord prevail and plunge the realm into darkness forever?

My KISS Odyssey : A Tale of Italian Fandom
Coming 2024
https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/vi ... 1&t=384192

Why you are 100% wrong about the KISS DIGITAL ERA
https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/vi ... 1&t=384235

Unveiling the Concept: KISS's "Animalize" and "Asylum" as Parts One and Two of a Rock Odyssey
https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/vi ... ?p=7756407

Memories of the late 80s as an Italian KISS fanatic
https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/vi ... 1&t=384738
Holy shit. You’ve possibly ripped a hole into another dimension of nerdiness. Your writings in the future will be given to terminally ill patients to make their lives feel longer.
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I'm not even reading this... but I could've sworn at one point I saw a wrestler dressed as Gene Simmons "The Demon". Was this a ripoff or was KISS and/or Gene actually involved in that. Did KISS ever appear with him?
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PBFSUCKS wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:41 am
Roland Rockover wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:03 am *A bunch of bullshit*
Holy shit. You’ve possibly ripped a hole into another dimension of nerdiness. Your writings in the future will be given to terminally ill patients to make their lives feel longer.
Or make them opt for euthanasia instead
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PBFSUCKS wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:41 am Your writings in the future will be given to terminally ill patients to make their lives feel longer.
:lol:
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:52 am I'm not even reading this... but I could've sworn at one point I saw a wrestler dressed as Gene Simmons "The Demon". Was this a ripoff or was KISS and/or Gene actually involved in that. Did KISS ever appear with him?
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:52 am I'm not even reading this... but I could've sworn at one point I saw a wrestler dressed as Gene Simmons "The Demon". Was this a ripoff or was KISS and/or Gene actually involved in that. Did KISS ever appear with him?
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Quit going off your meds!
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This dude HAS TO BE going for comedy. This is too autistic to be real.
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kytepunches wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:49 am What the fuck did i just read ?
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Roland, Aces new album is going to make Gene and Paul look like imbeciles.
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Eric Carr and Junkyard Dog doing a joint drum solo?
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kytepunches wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:49 am What the fuck did i just read ?
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Get baked and read this. It's awesome.
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