Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
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Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Has anyone ever farted at a concert and it caused chaos? I remember back-valving at a Hawkwind concert near the stage after drinking all day and eating baked beans and dodgy hotdogs. It produced a smell that would have shamed Satan.It smelled like egg, sulphur and pure excrement. It wouldnt go away for like five minutes and it cleared a huge area of people.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
No, but I went to a Mayhem concert once and it caused farting.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
https://youtu.be/v57pSLMvHGsZabooka wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:07 pm Like when someone farted at a Sleep Token concert?
https://youtu.be/f_yi7vgk5ZM
I prefer the title on this one personally.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
No, that would be the "Ever taken a Cleveland Steamer on someone at a concert?" thread.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
So I do one or two shifts a week at the ticket booth at a music venue for a lil extra money. I have this thing where if I eat bolognese, my farts just smell like bolognese. Not even a trace of fart. Not sure why, maybe medical science should study me. Anyway I had bolognese before my shift one night. I couldn’t leave my post and my stomach suddenly was really fucked up and painful so I waited til there was nobody around and ripped a desperately needed fart. 10 seconds later some guy walked out of the band room and goes ‘Damn, what’s that, it smells DELICIOUS out here.’
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mullet_head wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:24 pm No, but I went to a Mayhem concert once and it caused farting.
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so a standard motorhead gig then. Rock and Roll.Whatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:01 pm Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.
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Ive never encountered that. Thats a whole new type of fart.Shredderpete wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 7:55 pm So I do one or two shifts a week at the ticket booth at a music venue for a lil extra money. I have this thing where if I eat bolognese, my farts just smell like bolognese. Not even a trace of fart. Not sure why, maybe medical science should study me. Anyway I had bolognese before my shift one night. I couldn’t leave my post and my stomach suddenly was really fucked up and painful so I waited til there was nobody around and ripped a desperately needed fart. 10 seconds later some guy walked out of the band room and goes ‘Damn, what’s that, it smells DELICIOUS out here.’
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Philthy animal will have got blamed for it.Whatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:01 pm Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
I'm pretty sure I must have farted at least once at a Mayhem concert.
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No, but back when we had private offices, I ripped a hot one, followed by a knock at my door within 10 seconds. My peer walked in and made a scrunched-up sniff face. I said it must be the Taco Bell. I just finished lunch. He said Taco Bell can have that effect on someone. I wasn't fooling anyone. A few weeks later, I crop-dusted a hallway. The same peer walked into it. All he could do was laugh. He was about 20 years my senior, which made it even more funny.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
When I was a kid I farted at the church during the Mass.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Nah. I just lit it with my trusty Bic lighter and everyone thought it was part of the pyro.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
careful, dmbrocker might try to report you!!maninblack wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:05 am Has anyone ever farted at a concert and it caused chaos? I remember back-valving at a Hawkwind concert near the stage after drinking all day and eating baked beans and dodgy hotdogs. It produced a smell that would have shamed Satan.It smelled like egg, sulphur and pure excrement. It wouldnt go away for like five minutes and it cleared a huge area of people.
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
right in the pew?BiggusDickus wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:23 pm When I was a kid I farted at the church during the Mass.
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