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Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:05 am
by maninblack
Has anyone ever farted at a concert and it caused chaos? I remember back-valving at a Hawkwind concert near the stage after drinking all day and eating baked beans and dodgy hotdogs. It produced a smell that would have shamed Satan.It smelled like egg, sulphur and pure excrement. It wouldnt go away for like five minutes and it cleared a huge area of people.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:06 am
by HueyRamone
Hi, Heenan.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:09 am
by maninblack
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:06 am
Hi, Heenan.
Its not often that you are right, but you are wrong again,
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:07 pm
by Zabooka
Like when someone farted at a Sleep Token concert?
https://youtu.be/f_yi7vgk5ZM
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:24 pm
by mullet_head
No, but I went to a Mayhem concert once and it caused farting.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:28 pm
by mullet_head
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Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:32 pm
by Hellbound
https://youtu.be/v57pSLMvHGs
I prefer the title on this one personally.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:01 pm
by Whatever Happened To…
Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:53 pm
by Spongie
I constantly and shamelessly blow ass in public… concerts, grocery store, wherever. It’s hilarious. One of the great pleasures in my life.
Hell, I’m huffing a sack steamer right now.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 5:17 pm
by dmbrocker
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:06 am
Hi, Heenan.
No, that would be the "Ever taken a Cleveland Steamer on someone at a concert?" thread.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 7:55 pm
by Shredderpete
So I do one or two shifts a week at the ticket booth at a music venue for a lil extra money. I have this thing where if I eat bolognese, my farts just smell like bolognese. Not even a trace of fart. Not sure why, maybe medical science should study me. Anyway I had bolognese before my shift one night. I couldn’t leave my post and my stomach suddenly was really fucked up and painful so I waited til there was nobody around and ripped a desperately needed fart. 10 seconds later some guy walked out of the band room and goes ‘Damn, what’s that, it smells DELICIOUS out here.’
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:01 pm
by maninblack
mullet_head wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:24 pm
No, but I went to a Mayhem concert once and it caused farting.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2024 9:05 pm
by maninblack
Whatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:01 pm
Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.
so a standard motorhead gig then. Rock and Roll.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:42 am
by maninblack
Shredderpete wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 7:55 pm
So I do one or two shifts a week at the ticket booth at a music venue for a lil extra money. I have this thing where if I eat bolognese, my farts just smell like bolognese. Not even a trace of fart. Not sure why, maybe medical science should study me. Anyway I had bolognese before my shift one night. I couldn’t leave my post and my stomach suddenly was really fucked up and painful so I waited til there was nobody around and ripped a desperately needed fart. 10 seconds later some guy walked out of the band room and goes ‘Damn, what’s that, it smells DELICIOUS out here.’
Ive never encountered that. Thats a whole new type of fart.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 10:43 am
by maninblack
Whatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:01 pm
Trusted what I thought to be a fart at a Motorhead gig, Inferno tour, turned out to be a full-bodied shit. Had to flush my underwear and the turd, flooded out the toilets in the process. Good times.
Philthy animal will have got blamed for it.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 11:06 am
by Psychobolia.com
I'm pretty sure I must have farted at least once at a Mayhem concert.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 1:05 pm
by TooOldToCare
No, but back when we had private offices, I ripped a hot one, followed by a knock at my door within 10 seconds. My peer walked in and made a scrunched-up sniff face. I said it must be the Taco Bell. I just finished lunch. He said Taco Bell can have that effect on someone. I wasn't fooling anyone. A few weeks later, I crop-dusted a hallway. The same peer walked into it. All he could do was laugh. He was about 20 years my senior, which made it even more funny.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:23 pm
by BiggusDickus
When I was a kid I farted at the church during the Mass.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:04 pm
by Turner Coates
Nah. I just lit it with my trusty Bic lighter and everyone thought it was part of the pyro.
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2024 11:08 pm
by REO Cokewagon
maninblack wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:05 am
Has anyone ever farted at a concert and it caused chaos? I remember back-valving at a Hawkwind concert near the stage after drinking all day and eating baked beans and dodgy hotdogs. It produced a smell that would have shamed Satan.It smelled like egg, sulphur and pure excrement. It wouldnt go away for like five minutes and it cleared a huge area of people.
careful, dmbrocker might try to report you!!
Re: Ever farted at a concert and it caused mayhem?
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:16 am
by Black Stuff
BiggusDickus wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 7:23 pm
When I was a kid I farted at the church during the Mass.
right in the pew?