●POLL●.... Referring to Eddie's kid as "Wolfie"

[JamesHetfieldsAcneScars]

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[Wild Obsession]

"Wolfgang" sounds just as cringey because it's a stupid fucking name.........and he's really fat.

[Nobodyspecial]

What's worse is people who keep calling him a "Kid". He is 32 friggin' years old.

[Turner Coates]

[JamesHetfieldsAcneScars]

What's worse is people who keep calling him a "Kid". He is 32 friggin' years old.

Yeah by the time his ol man was that age he was already on singer number two and had eight studio albums under his belt.

[LSD69]

Stupid name and he's a plump son of a bitch.

[Psychobolia.com]

Wolverhampton would sound more honest.

[BernieTaupson]

[HueyRamone]

What's worse is people who keep calling him a "Kid". He is 32 friggin' years old.

Yeah by the time his ol man was that age he was already on singer number two and had eight studio albums under his belt.

He has all the factors against him, where people think he's a kid, and prolly will even when he's 40.

• People knew who he was when he was a child
• He was in a famous band as a teen
• He has a diminutive name, as you said... Wolfie.
• He went to work for his daddy.
• He hangs around his Mommy a lot
• Mommy isnt helping, her twitter name is "Wolfie'sMom, or some shit
• He's all round and chubby, like a baby
• He dresses like a loser gamer teen
• He's going through his "terrible teens", always bitching publicly, and getting into online fights
• He doesnt seem to grasp the concepts of haircair or washing

[BernieTaupson]

• He loves it when multiple people are haters to him on social media because he can line them up for a “tasty multikill” and block several people at once.
• Despite being a little slug with no personality or stage presence and telling Ed he would only join Van Halen if he didn’t have to do a bass solo, after a few tours he got a massive ego and cried to people that Roth wasn’t interacting with him enough onstage. Roth was doing what the rest of the audience were doing - pretending he wasn’t there.
• Spent his honeymoon with a bunch of his mom’s cats eating pizza and playing computer games.
• Evidence suggests he’s never got it out of his shorts.

[Turner Coates]

YOW!
He make Chris Farley look like a runt.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

POLL: Referring to John Connor's dog as "Wolfie"

[LAglamrocker]

Doritos Van Halen