Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
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Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
When he was too wide to walk down the aisle comfortably?
And what groom has their fuckin mommy walk them down the aisle anyway? That’s not even a thing!
And what groom has their fuckin mommy walk them down the aisle anyway? That’s not even a thing!
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
She has treats in her pockets.
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
He definitely took all samples of the wedding cakes
What did he decide on
Something extravagant like strawberry butterscotch banana cream cake
What did he decide on
Something extravagant like strawberry butterscotch banana cream cake
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
"Chicken or fish?"
"ALL OF IT. It's MY wedding."
"ALL OF IT. It's MY wedding."
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
And the next guy to go to the suit shop had to make do with half a suit because fatass had used all the fabric!
Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
He was a blimp compared to Valery, at least thrice the size of her.
It's either he's lost weight or alternatively Val deflated a bit and WVH is becoming increasingly corpulent.
It's either he's lost weight or alternatively Val deflated a bit and WVH is becoming increasingly corpulent.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Nice to see he brushed his hair for the biggest day of his life.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 4:08 pm When he was too wide to walk down the aisle comfortably?
And what groom has their fuckin mommy walk them down the aisle anyway? That’s not even a thing!
Lmfao
RockSkar wrote:
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 7:35 pm Nice to see he brushed his hair for the biggest day of his life.
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Lol yeah wtf i noticed right away that he didnt
RockSkar wrote:
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
Patton could sing anything that those other singers have ever sang. But none of them could sing Patton's catalog.
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Dude - did you, like, just get ass-fucked by Patton or something? You're really off the hook here.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Yeah, weight watchers should pay for that photo, to show how slim their program can make you!
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
His mom is staring at that MILF’s Cherry Pie #thanksPops
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Is that Valerie? She looks nice there.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Was this a surprise wedding? Some of the guests look barely dressed up for it.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
The guy smiling next to the woman with the tattoo looks like what wolf could look like with some discipline
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Wolfie had his dream wedding at Costco
That’s the employee break room
He got dressed for his wedding in the Costco bathroom
That’s the employee break room
He got dressed for his wedding in the Costco bathroom
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Damn, Valerie looks good here!
Is that EVH's wife with the Tattoo?!
Is that EVH's wife with the Tattoo?!
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
How much do you even need to eat to get a head that big??
Are there enough hours in the day?
Are there enough hours in the day?
Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
That photo looks completely photoshopped.
Plus, when I got married 25 years ago..we were dirt poor and had a nicer venue with a shit ton more people. Looks like there are only 50 or so people there.
Plus, when I got married 25 years ago..we were dirt poor and had a nicer venue with a shit ton more people. Looks like there are only 50 or so people there.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
""""""""""""""Is that Valerie?""""""""""""
Great question...
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
Eat less. Worked for his Mom.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
He'll have many BIG fat days in his life.MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 7:35 pm Nice to see he brushed his hair for the biggest day of his life.
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Re: Do you think Wolfgünt was embarrassed
You haters just wait.