3 Cheers for DUDE WIPES!

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Spongie
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3 Cheers for DUDE WIPES!

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Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!

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Pre-Dude Wipes I’d sometimes be forced to dunk Charmin in the toilet water to wet wipe. We’ve come a long way…
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Re: 3 Cheers for DUDE WIPES!

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Are they as good as One Wide Charlies?
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Re: 3 Cheers for DUDE WIPES!

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I wouldn’t flush them down the toilet…
Even if it says flushable.
Heed my warning
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Re: 3 Cheers for DUDE WIPES!

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You'll really appreciate the Dude Wipes when they're digging up your yard to replace your sewer pipes. Wet wipes also can mess with your skin microbiome.

The only civilized way to go is a bidet.
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Yeah, I always put my wet wipes in the bathroom trash can. The homeless people used to love going through my garbage and finding them.
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Re: 3 Cheers for DUDE WIPES!

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We don't have them here in France.

So I just use regular toilet paper.

And to save trees and the environment, I use both sides.
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