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*POLL* - Rate Lars' Wife

Total Hottie
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13%
Kinda Cute
9
14%
Just Ok
33
52%
Butt Ugly
14
22%
 
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He has married Vikki Foxx?
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That was indeed the vibe I was getting....
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She is so much taller than him!!
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BulletProofPoet wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:49 am She is so much taller than him!!
Well, aren't we all??

BTW, for those keeping count: She's his third wife and she wasn't born when 'Kill 'Em All' was released.
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I staunchly defended her being a babe when this came up years ago.

However, based on the first pic im no longer holding this position
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Looks like I imagine Sebastian at 15.
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Pretty average looking for a RSW...
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This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool.

That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attracted to very tall women.
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She has better height, hair and credit cards
He has same size boobs as his wife
for Metallica wife she is 9
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Black Stuff wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:19 am Horseface
Yep, and as mentioned above very mannish. Not to mention very tall compared to Lars.
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Her sister is a news reporter in Phoenix. Short and cute.
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aznsquirt wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:06 pm This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool.

That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attracted to very tall women.
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I am glad to see, FOR ONCE, this board is not slobbering over a 4.
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Lani Hammett is hotter.
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bigmakoshark wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:12 am
aznsquirt wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:06 pm This is exactly the kind of woman that everyone on an online forum claims is "meh", but if they were out somewhere and she walked into the room they'd immediately stare and drool.

That being said, I don't think she's a 10 or anything, and Lars is exactly the kind of ego that would be attracted to very tall women.
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She's cute enough. What's the problem?
Lars is not exactly a 10. Hopefully he's a good guy.
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No problem . She just isn't particularly attractive
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Metal Sludge wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 7:43 pm Lars is not exactly a 10.
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