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I’ll go first. 6 inches hangs to the right. Used to be a cum cannon a la Peter North but now it’s just a pea shooter. I have an enlarged prostate. I’m watching it carefully with regular visits to a urologist. On a brighter note, I’m going to see Lita Ford live in a few months.

How many inches hang to the left?

Proceed.

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3 inches so what

Usually swim trunks, just in case there's a pool. And way more socks than I'll ever need. But I've never had to wear dirty socks on vacation, so who's the lunatic now, Susan???

I used my Dad’s computer once to look at the Penis Chart, and he went into his history to try to get back a page he lost. Needless to say, I got teased mercilessly, and learned very quickly the power of “erase history”.

Disappointment.........

I got what you want baby (I got what you want)
I got what you want baby (I got what you need)
I got what you want baby (Baby lickin' your lips)
I got what you want baby

Five and a half inches of love

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TeslaFan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 1:58 pm I’ll go first. 6 inches hangs to the right.

So you're right handed?

Though somewhat gifted and talented, i don’t hang out in the MS locker room long enough to wonder what everyone’s gun size is.
Funny question though, i’ll give u props for that.just point it the other way

keyofgee wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:32 am Though somewhat gifted and talented, i don’t hang out in the MS locker room long enough to wonder what everyone’s gun size is.
Funny question though, i’ll give u props for that.just point it the other way

That little, eh?

Packing? A cucumber packed in foil

LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2024 3:05 pm
3 inches so what

Oooo. Look at mister John Holmes over here with his humblebrag.

It is more impressive if you use metric. 7.62 centimeters there.

There are many "low bars" on Sludge. This thread is in a different league.

I'm hung like a hamster