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The logical conclusion on the "cute girl plays metal" youtube vids

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https://youtu.be/FZzX27tQDg8?t=162

Channel seems very watchable.
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That was like if you asked AI for a hot chick playing Megadeth on guitar video.
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I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
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Because sex sells and gets the clicks.
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Mojo wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:15 am That was like if you asked AI for a hot chick playing Megadeth on guitar video.
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keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
It's a way of getting out of doing the dishes and laundry.
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Turner Coates wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:32 am
keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
It's a way of getting out of doing the dishes and laundry.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:48 am
Turner Coates wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:32 am
keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
It's a way of getting out of doing the dishes and laundry.
“I can’t make you a sandwich, I might cut my fret hand”
Or any other hand related jobs that might come up. 8)
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Gibsonite wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:26 am
Mojo wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:15 am That was like if you asked AI for a hot chick playing Megadeth on guitar video.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:00 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:48 am
Turner Coates wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:32 am

It's a way of getting out of doing the dishes and laundry.
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Or any other hand related jobs that might come up. 8)
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keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
So that someone will watch?

A couple of years ago, I thought about doing some Instagram videos, playing classic rock guitar solos.

Then I realized that there's already a bunch of attractive young girls out there, who can do it just as well. Or better. Why bother?
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keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
Because it works?
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Traxan wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:19 am
keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
Because it works?
And it’s been forced down their throats foe eternity
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Nice rack, but that mask gives me Takashi Miike vibes. There is something unsettling about that.
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Does she play any deep cuts like Losing My Senses?
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Probably a Filipino guy with fake tits
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keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
Because they do.
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Wednesday 13 Fan wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:09 am
keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
Because they do.
Because they can. KOG, maybe you can post a guitar video with your moobs out. I doubt it will have the same viewing figures.
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keyofgee wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:28 am I am not hating but why do girls think they need to sell sex appeal along with their talent?
Um, the guys do that too? Very much so? Very hard to make it in rock n roll without sex appeal. Look how much shit they get when they aren't, or aren't any more. Who would you rather watch, Sophie Lloyd or Beth Ditto? How far do you think Sebastian would have gotten if he looked like Danny DeVito? I highly doubt Stevie would still be booking gigs at age 58 if he'd let himself go and got fat. Not hard to figure out the sexier you are the more fans you have.
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not only is she got a great rack, look how small that git-box looks on her. She's gotta be close to 6 feet tall!
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I have one of those LED face masks too.
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Fat_Elvis wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:42 pm I have one of those LED face masks too.
Do you have killer titties and a body stocking?
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HueyRamone wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:36 pm not only is she got a great rack, look how small that git-box looks on her. She's gotta be close to 6 feet tall!
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I much prefer the “Hot girl plays golf” videos.
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Gibsonite wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 2:32 pm
HueyRamone wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:36 pm not only is she got a great rack, look how small that git-box looks on her. She's gotta be close to 6 feet tall!
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