Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
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Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
According to a groupie, which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
No real rockers would smell like that.
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
I don't know about groupies, but according to his mom, Ted Nugent's balls smell and taste like A1 Sauce and burnt hair.
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
It was probably Meatloaf.
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
T Bone Walker??
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
Turner Coates wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 1:58 pm I don't know about groupies, but according to his mom, Ted Nugent's balls smell and taste like A1 Sauce and burnt hair.
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
It was Ted Nugent, and his mom was the groupie.
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
Ted Nugents armpits smell of essence of Giraffe.
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Re: Which Rockstars balls smell like A1 Steak Sauce?
And his breath comes DIRECT from Satans backside.