Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
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Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
A friend I have told me that Wolfgang can dislocate his jaw like a python so he can swallow those large big macs in one go. They say he can swallow a whole chicken in one go.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
hahahha a 12x12 at in and out?
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
I am offended...
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Oh great. Who bought this guy a copy of Indulge?
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
His back is so fat it looks like he’s got sideways tits on it.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
OK Stevie I appologise. I was saying what my friend said. I didnt intend to upset anyone and it was silly. I wont come on this site anymore. I appologise.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
His "figure" is taking the shape of George "The Animal" Steele. However, I think George may have weighed less.
Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Is he short? For a lard ass, that guitar looks huge on him!
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
He ate a bear with his bare hands.maninblack wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:59 am A friend I have told me that Wolfgang can dislocate his jaw like a python so he can swallow those large big macs in one go. They say he can swallow a whole chicken in one go.
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
That's a double bass. Like this
Don't Damn Me wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:21 pm Dummy, are you aware that hydroxy-chloroqin and Ivermectin have since been proven effective?
Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
The guy is NOT losing any weight at all. You would think the wife would check him a little for the sake of bedroom activities. She's earning that keep fo sho.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird. He really does look like Eddie in the pics of him as toddler but shit that could just be the Valerie genes.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
He’s definitely Ed’s kid, you can see it around the eyes. Just hard to tell under the excess 200 pounds.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Morbidly obese Will Robinson and Dr Smith.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Wolf weighs more than George the Animal Steele did, even in his prime.TooOldToCare wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 5:20 am His "figure" is taking the shape of George "The Animal" Steele. However, I think George may have weighed less.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Yeah. Maybe Marlon Brando or Meat Loaf was his dad.HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:25 pm I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird.
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
heard he sucked the cream out of 25 twinkies backstage
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Turner Coates wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:19 amYeah. Maybe Marlon Brando or Meat Loaf was his dad.HottKarl777 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:25 pm I seriously sometimes wonder if he is actually Eddie's kid. He is so much bigger than his dad it's weird.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
Looks like these Wolfie threads are starting to turn up in dreams (or nightmares). Still I haven't heard a song from him.
Anyway, in dream Wolfie had joined one of my bands and was now trying to run it. He had a song called Feelin' (not related to the Van Halen song) and insisted that we play it. Which was funny because we're a Finnish singing band. And yes the song was crap and he was a dickhead.
Still I haven't heard a song from him.Anyway, in dream Wolfie had joined one of my bands and was now trying to run it. He had a song called Feelin' (not related to the Van Halen song) and insisted that we play it. Which was funny because we're a Finnish singing band. And yes the song was crap and he was a dickhead.
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Re: Someone said Wolfie can dislocate his jaw like a python
In this day and age, its not that hard to lose weight the easy way, meaning not working out or dieting. They have drugs, surgery and more available. Both the Mike and Molly people lost a combined 250+ pounds. For Wolfie to remain as he is, is a symptom of being lazy and a complete lack of awareness.