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This reminds me, on Saturday night, for the first time in my life, I saw a dude wearing a Mammoth VH tshirt at the bar I was hanging at. I made a mental note to take a picture of this dude sometime during the evening...and forgot!
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:49 pm This reminds me, on Saturday night, for the first time in my life, I saw a dude wearing a Mammoth VH tshirt at the bar I was hanging at. I made a mental note to take a picture of this dude sometime during the evening...and forgot!
I'm more interested in your hot take on his personality and type of person he is.
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aznsquirt wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:14 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:49 pm This reminds me, on Saturday night, for the first time in my life, I saw a dude wearing a Mammoth VH tshirt at the bar I was hanging at. I made a mental note to take a picture of this dude sometime during the evening...and forgot!
I'm more interested in your hot take on his personality and type of person he is.
And his estimated weight.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:14 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:49 pm This reminds me, on Saturday night, for the first time in my life, I saw a dude wearing a Mammoth VH tshirt at the bar I was hanging at. I made a mental note to take a picture of this dude sometime during the evening...and forgot!
I'm more interested in your hot take on his personality and type of person he is.
And his estimated weight.
He was actually quite normal by French standards...I'm thinking he just has shitty taste in music (no idea about his personality, I sure as fuck didn't go up to him to talk...)
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Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:28 pm
TooOldToCare wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:14 pm

I'm more interested in your hot take on his personality and type of person he is.
And his estimated weight.
He was actually quite normal by French standards...I'm thinking he just has shitty taste in music (no idea about his personality, I sure as fuck didn't go up to him to talk...)
I'm sure there are fat French people, but in my travels to Europe, I recall many slender/lean people because we 'Muricans eat like shit compared to the rest of the world. But nothing excuses his taste in music.
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I'm picturing this guy digging through his parent's garage earlier in the day and stumbling onto an old copy of VHIII
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He seems to think Mammoth WVH is Van Halen
But both do suck
Kid is correct Vain -No Respect is awesome
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1. laws against love
2 down for 3rd time
3. secrets
Not my top 3 but good choices
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Awesome YouTube vid! He said Van Halen is a terrible singer! Fuck Van Halen!

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DemonFilth2001 wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 9:14 am He said Van Halen is a terrible singer!
Even as a VHtard, I have to agree. Ed VH had no business singing and they wouldn't even have made it to Gazzari's with him singing.
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He removed video.
Good looking guy.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:31 pm
Psychobolia.com wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:28 pm
TooOldToCare wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 pm

I'm sure there are fat French people, but in my travels to Europe, I recall many slender/lean people because we 'Muricans eat like shit compared to the rest of the world. But nothing excuses his taste in music.

There actually are no fat French people, between the constant smoking and fucking.
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