Calling it now: AVH's Brothers will be made into a movie. And it will suck.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

The opening scene writes itself: The Van Halen family on a ship, coming over from the Netherlands, playing music to pay their way. Once they land in America, the kids can't speak a word of English so they learn to communicate through MUSIC.

The rest of the movie will be about how they drank a lot.

[zz666]

The Van Halen Rising book is being prepared for a movie at the moment.

[Rocker4Real]

What about the scene with Alex burning himself when he was drunk? It's in Sammy's book. If it's true..

[HottKarl777]

What about the scene with Alex burning himself when he was drunk? It's in Sammy's book. If it's true..

The scene I want is where Al tries to jump over the broom handle he's holding and lands right on his face in the driveway. He had to go to the hospital. He was nuts.

[Love_Industry]

As long as the soundtrack has ten Frankensteined Van Halen songs from the 1970s, I'm in. Throw in a 1985 rehearsal with Roth too.

[Psychobolia.com]

Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?

How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?

[SterileEyes1]

Cringing at the thought.

The one scene that would be fun early in the plot is a story Eddie told about when he first came to America and didn’t speak much English and he apparently answered in the affirmative to a kid asking, “Do you want me to hit you with this?”

[El Vampiro Blanco]

Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?

How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?

The WVH kid will probable be a small black transgender kid...

[El Vampiro Blanco]

Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?

How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?

The WVH kid will probable be a small black transgender kid...

[Psychobolia.com]

Will AVH sneak booze into EVH's dry wedding?

How much thinner will the WVH kid be made to look?

The WVH kid will probable be a small black transgender kid...

I like this modern angle, but they'll have to call the movie Bruthas then.

[Rocker4Real]

Sammy also wrote that Alex would down beers and piss into a garbage can throughout the show. More great stuff for the film.

[HottKarl777]

I like this modern angle, but they'll have to call the movie Bruthas then.

jesus christ dude