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I'm not a great drummer by any stretch but I think if "Wild" B.J. Zombo got sick and Don Dokken said "Are there any drummers in the house?" I could answer the call of duty.

Any bands you could help out in a pinch?

I could play guitar or bass for 95% of bands. Sing for 40%, do harmony vocals for 100%. Play pedal steel or keyboards for 25%.

Not a great drummer myself, but give me a 4/4 or 2/4 beat band any day of the week and I would have fun.

Always thought I could do a great job with Drive By Truckers.

Bass player here. As long as i know the tune and key, i can def pull something like that off

Everyone thinks they can be Jim Darby
Nobody will ever call you-ever


So much daydreaming it’s hysterical-bunch of never will be people- clearly zero talent to be a pro like Darby

“Hey I just saw Shotgun Messiah video for Living Without You .. I can do that!!!!!!”

I could play drums for a few bands, but most fun would be a set of 70's Status Quo.

You should challenge DeGrasso to a drum off.

I could sing for Dokken.

I could play the radio, if needed.

I could take over for Donnie in New Kids on the Block, you know, he's the rebel.

"No More Games, boy! Shout out to my homie Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch!
Yo, positivity ain't about being soft, it's about being smart! You suckas!
PEACE!"

See?

In your dreams.

I could probably whistle for GnR or the Scorps...

I could sing for Milli Vanilli or 2023/24 Kiss . Same thing really.

I could play the cowbell in Live Wire

From the crowd I could jump in on guitar for KISS, AC/DC, Uncle Ted or Sabbath and not make an obvious mistake. Bass as well. I could not replace Glenn or KK but could jump in on second guitar for currebnt Judas Priest as well.

I'm fine doing back ups for most.

I could sit on a stool for Jack Russell's Great White without mumbling, falling off, acting incoherent, and stay in key.

I'm not in the same stratosphere as Mike Campbell or George Harrison but I could play lead for probably 75% of T.P.s set and 95% of the Beatles set. (I could 'wedding band' the songs I can't play note for note)