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Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:06 am
by HueyRamone
Or is his case still going? Did he disappear?

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:12 am
by GreatWhiteSnake
Joh's sentencing delayed until August. Hooray Google!!
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234993876/

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 7:13 am
by daveg
I thought this bitch was in hiding cause he snitched.

Do what you gotta do for your beliefs, but don't be a coward after

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 3:50 am
by NeonKnite
How hard is this guy praying that Trump wins so he can be pardoned?

I'd imagine quite a bit. I guarantee if that were to happen, this guy would reappear faster than you can say "Ripper Owens".

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 4:10 am
by AliceManson
NeonKnite wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 3:50 am How hard is this guy praying that Trump wins so he can be pardoned?

I'd imagine quite a bit. I guarantee if that were to happen, this guy would reappear faster than you can say "Ripper Owens".
And the joke will be on him when he realizes Trump doesn't give a fuck about him and can't be bothered with pardons.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 4:13 am
by NeonKnite
AliceManson wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:10 am And the joke will be in him when he realizes Trump doesn't give a fuck about him and can't be bothered with pardons.
You're probably right, if elected he won't give two shits by then. He'll just make up some reason why he can't do it.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 4:34 am
by Deege
NeonKnite wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:13 am
AliceManson wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:10 am And the joke will be in him when he realizes Trump doesn't give a fuck about him and can't be bothered with pardons.
You're probably right, if elected he won't give two shits by then. He'll just make up some reason why he can't do it.
Yeah he throws his own cabinet choices under the bus routinely lol "they were never qualified for the job" ...as if he wasn't the one who chose them lol

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 5:00 am
by NeonKnite
Deege wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:34 am ows his own cabinet choices under the bus routinely lol "they were never qualified for the job" ...as if he wasn't the one who chose them lol
And yet, this clown got 74 million votes in the last election.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sat May 04, 2024 8:24 pm
by MadmanShepherd
Deege wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:34 am
NeonKnite wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:13 am
AliceManson wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:10 am And the joke will be in him when he realizes Trump doesn't give a fuck about him and can't be bothered with pardons.
You're probably right, if elected he won't give two shits by then. He'll just make up some reason why he can't do it.
Yeah he throws his own cabinet choices under the bus routinely lol "they were never qualified for the job" ...as if he wasn't the one who chose them lol
Maybe that's why Shaffer likes him so much. I got sick of Shaffer badmouthing whoever the last guy in the band was because they weren't qualified or whatever. Whoever the new guys was finally completed the lineup as he always envisioned...until they didn't and they were dragging them down.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 8:13 am
by Anthrax442
MadmanShepherd wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 8:24 pm

Maybe that's why Shaffer likes him so much. I got sick of Shaffer badmouthing whoever the last guy in the band was because they weren't qualified or whatever. Whoever the new guys was finally completed the lineup as he always envisioned...until they didn't and they were dragging them down.
Ripper Owens made them relevant for the first time ever, and he gets fired on Christmas. Stand up guy, that Jon Schaffer. Maybe there's a reason he's a little too obsessed with the Civil War.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 10:40 am
by NeonKnite
MadmanShepherd wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 8:24 pm Maybe that's why Shaffer likes him so much. I got sick of Shaffer badmouthing whoever the last guy in the band was because they weren't qualified or whatever. Whoever the new guys was finally completed the lineup as he always envisioned...until they didn't and they were dragging them down.
I realized the guy was an asshat when his Sons of Liberty CD came out and it had a quote in it that 30 seconds of Googling told me were fabricated quotes. Can't remember what quote it was, maybe something to do with Lincoln.

He also went on the Alex Jones show. He's just another mush brain who believes what he wants to believe.

I hope he gets the maximum penalty allowed under law.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 11:10 am
by VicStelly
The only record I ever bought from Iced Earth was the one Ripper is on. I like a lot of the other stuff, too.

But pay for it? Nah. Never again. Fuck Insurrectionists. Fuck em in their asses raw. Line up the cell block and bang away. Traitors.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Sun May 05, 2024 12:26 pm
by NeonKnite
VicStelly wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 11:10 am The only record I ever bought from Iced Earth was the one Ripper is on. I like a lot of the other stuff, too.

But pay for it? Nah. Never again. Fuck Insurrectionists. Fuck em in their asses raw. Line up the cell block and bang away. Traitors.
In the old days, these motherfuckers would have all been hung by now. Trump included.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 2:35 am
by VicStelly
NeonKnite wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 12:26 pm
VicStelly wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 11:10 am The only record I ever bought from Iced Earth was the one Ripper is on. I like a lot of the other stuff, too.

But pay for it? Nah. Never again. Fuck Insurrectionists. Fuck em in their asses raw. Line up the cell block and bang away. Traitors.
In the old days, these motherfuckers would have all been hung by now. Trump included.
Jump ball they are all pardoned.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Mon May 06, 2024 7:44 am
by HueyRamone
AliceManson wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 4:10 am
NeonKnite wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 3:50 am How hard is this guy praying that Trump wins so he can be pardoned?

I'd imagine quite a bit. I guarantee if that were to happen, this guy would reappear faster than you can say "Ripper Owens".
And the joke will be on him when he realizes Trump doesn't give a fuck about him and can't be bothered with pardons.
No, I think Trump will make pardoning them a top priority. Not because he cares about their wellbeing, but because he'll want people to know they can cause violence on his behalf, should he need them to in the future.

Re: Did Joh Schaffer ever go to jail?

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 8:39 am
by MadmanShepherd
NeonKnite wrote: Sun May 05, 2024 10:40 am
MadmanShepherd wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 8:24 pm Maybe that's why Shaffer likes him so much. I got sick of Shaffer badmouthing whoever the last guy in the band was because they weren't qualified or whatever. Whoever the new guys was finally completed the lineup as he always envisioned...until they didn't and they were dragging them down.
I realized the guy was an asshat when his Sons of Liberty CD came out and it had a quote in it that 30 seconds of Googling told me were fabricated quotes. Can't remember what quote it was, maybe something to do with Lincoln.

He also went on the Alex Jones show. He's just another mush brain who believes what he wants to believe.

I hope he gets the maximum penalty allowed under law.
That appearance was hilarious. Schaffer thought this was going to be a major turning point of his career and that he would be the soundtrack for the revolution but Jones had no idea who he was. Schaffer wanted to talk about the content of the album but Jones was just like, "Wow. You're a good singer! Do you sing in Iced Earth too?"

"No we have a different vocalist."

"You should sing in Iced Earth! This guys a good singer!"