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If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 8:52 pm
by BernieTaupson
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Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:17 pm
by Nate S Axel
Good for her. Much more rewarding than when they push around a hockey stick with a tennis ball on the end of it to scrub the floors in a grocery store.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am
by Psychobolia.com
What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:32 am
by aznsquirt
Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
It was in Mexico, where there are no Bar exams to be called a "lawyer".

If she passed all of the tests/classes and wasn't just shuttled through the PR purposes, more power to her.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:34 am
by BernieTaupson
Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:00 pm I think we should all be congratulating Wolfie on passing the bar.
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Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:24 pm
by mullet_head
''But, your honour... This is fuckin' retarded!!!''

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:27 pm
by mullet_head
Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
Trump would appoint her to the Supreme Court.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 1:49 am
by HueyRamone
BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:34 am
Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:00 pm I think we should all be congratulating Wolfie on passing the bar.
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Hair not greasy enough. Otherwise, fantastic

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:08 am
by Danzig in the Dark
Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
Is his cousin a retart?

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:17 am
by Psychobolia.com
Danzig in the Dark wrote: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:08 am
Psychobolia.com wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:15 am What third-world country is this in?!

This shit would never fly in the US, my cousin John failed the bar exam three times (he's a stoner, not a retart).
Is his cousin a retart?
My cousin's cousin is most def NOT a retart!

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 4:23 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
All they need is a chance.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 5:26 am
by eddie lee roth
mullet_head wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:24 pm ''But, your honour... This is fuckin' retarded!!!''
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Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2024 6:30 am
by Jason Jennifer Leigh
You're out of water! You're out of water! The whole trial is out of water!

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 3:52 am
by factchecker
BernieTaupson wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:34 am
Corey's Guitar Solo wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2024 9:00 pm I think we should all be congratulating Wolfie on passing the bar.
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Kimble Justice action doll.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:12 am
by juano
mullet_head wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:27 pm
Trump would appoint her to the Supreme Court.
Surprised Biden did not appoint her as a DEI hire.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:47 am
by aznsquirt
Woman with Down's Syndrome in Mexico gets a law degree.

Clearly the correct response is "OH YEAH WELL TRUMP SUCKS" followed by "NO BIDEN SUCKS"

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:53 am
by mullet_head
juano wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:12 am
mullet_head wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 11:27 pm
Trump would appoint her to the Supreme Court.
Surprised Biden did not appoint her as a DEI hire.
I' rather see her as a Presidential candidate, debating Trump on key issues like poo poo caca flushing ding boom.

Too bad she wasn't born in the US, she would make the most sense as a President after Trump and Biden.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 12:12 pm
by mullet_head
aznsquirt wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:47 am Woman with Down's Syndrome in Mexico gets a law degree.

Clearly the correct response is "OH YEAH WELL TRUMP SUCKS" followed by "NO BIDEN SUCKS"
Shut your pie hole, pussy squirts.

I got me a degree from Colombia and your statement is incompetent, irrelevant and immaterial.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 10:40 pm
by juano
aznsquirt wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:32 am
It was in Mexico, where there are no Bar exams to be called a "lawyer".

I looked this up because I thought there is no way this could be true and this is what I found:

Mexico is one of the few countries in the world that doesn't require a bar exam or bar association membership to practice law.

To become a lawyer in Mexico, you must:

Complete a five-year law degree program called Licenciado en Derecho

Pass exams and obtain a practice certificate called a cédula profesional from the Ministry of Education's Bureau of Professions

Register your license with state and federal courts

Once you've completed these steps, you can practice law across the country without having to prove knowledge of local laws or facing jurisdictional limitations.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 10:54 pm
by aznsquirt
juano wrote: Tue Aug 20, 2024 10:40 pm
aznsquirt wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2024 12:32 am
It was in Mexico, where there are no Bar exams to be called a "lawyer".

I looked this up because I thought there is no way this could be true and this is what I found:

Mexico is one of the few countries in the world that doesn't require a bar exam or bar association membership to practice law.

To become a lawyer in Mexico, you must:

Complete a five-year law degree program called Licenciado en Derecho

Pass exams and obtain a practice certificate called a cédula profesional from the Ministry of Education's Bureau of Professions

Register your license with state and federal courts

Once you've completed these steps, you can practice law across the country without having to prove knowledge of local laws or facing jurisdictional limitations.
Yup.

To be fair, there are three states in the U.S. where a bar exam is not required. It is true that the standards for getting a law degree in those states is likely higher than in Mexico.

No hate for this woman, if she passed the requirements to achieve a "law degree" wherever she lives, great. No reason not to view it in the proper context, of course.

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2024 11:04 pm
by SeniorGrande
What's better than winning the Gold in the Special Olympics?...

I think we all know the answer :D

Re: If you cannot afford a lawyer one will be provided for you

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2024 8:19 am
by Danzig in the Dark
Her or Drew Sherman?