Re: Day in the life of a METAL SLUDGER
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 6:22 pm
This was a great, great post. A personal favorite.
https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/
https://forums.metalsludge.tv/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=386943
No topless maid, Vain t-shirt and strawberry poptart pregame before Hooters?BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2024 5:56 pm I decide on a pair of dark Levi's and a black button-up shirt that is the proper length to be left untucked. I iron these items while listening to the remainder of the podcast and then hang them up on the back of my bedroom door. Then I polish a pair of black leather shoes that I haven't worn in some time. They're square-toed and fashionable but not too snobbish. After this, I place a black belt and black socks atop my dresser. All of this could have easily been completed tomorrow morning, but I prefer to not be stressed about time.
After a long shower, I pee into a coffee mug and put it in the microwave for eighty-two seconds and put a sleepy time teabag into it. I drink this while watching a documentary about the prevalence of necrophilia in the concentration camps of World War II.
Before going to bed, I send an email to my senator telling him he'll be assassinated in thirteen days. I have trouble getting to sleep, so I stick my finger in my butt and count to fifty.
Did you have to use your A-K?Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 12:03 pm My day?
30 pushups, went jogging, went to the coffee shop to read, reheated what was left of yesterday's chili con carne, played the bass for a few hours, went to another coffee shop cuz the sun finally came out, microwaved some rice, had a gin an juice, had a wank, and Pantera just came up on shuffle. A pretty good day.
The last 2 paragraphs took a dark, but hilarious turn.SterileEyes1 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:16 pm This is true Patrick Bateman-esque wordsmithing. I salute you.
I didn't! But my mama didn't cook me any breakfast AT ALL (she down south).Indy_Rob wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 5:07 pmDid you have to use your A-K?Psychobolia.com wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2024 12:03 pm My day?
30 pushups, went jogging, went to the coffee shop to read, reheated what was left of yesterday's chili con carne, played the bass for a few hours, went to another coffee shop cuz the sun finally came out, microwaved some rice, had a gin an juice, had a wank, and Pantera just came up on shuffle. A pretty good day.