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I guess she just doesn’t want Ozempic?
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She should join the Roseanne reboot instead
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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To be fair, if I was her I probably wouldn’t fuck me now either.
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She has Stage 2 breast cancer. It’s hard to look good when you’re sick. She’s undergoing chemotherapy. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t give one fuk about how she looks.
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Tick...tick...tick...the calendar is gonna get us all.
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TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 3:05 am She has Stage 2 breast cancer. It’s hard to look good when you’re sick. She’s undergoing chemotherapy. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t give one fuk about how she looks.
Was going to say this. IDK how I knew bc I know nothing else about her. Probably clicked a People Magazine link once and now I get all the Baywatch oldie news.
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I’d have to close my eyes and drill her anyway… just because technically she’s “Nicole Eggert”.
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Engine13 wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 3:41 am Tick...tick...tick...the calendar is gonna get us all.
This, people get old, news at 11.
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I wonder why traffic is down here.
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My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
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DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:48 am My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
It's called cancer.
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TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:48 am My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
It's called cancer.
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Forget the cancer...somehow her feet are on backwards!
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TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:48 am My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
It's called cancer.
pretty sure people have been posting badly out-of-shape photos of her for decades now.
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Wiseacre wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:54 am
TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:48 am My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
It's called cancer.
pretty sure people have been posting badly out-of-shape photos of her for decades now.
Probably so but piling on someone with cancer is pretty low class. The photo used above was post diagnosis. Surely she gained weight prior to that but hey we all got issues.
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TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 11:36 am
Wiseacre wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:54 am
TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am

It's called cancer.
pretty sure people have been posting badly out-of-shape photos of her for decades now.
Probably so but piling on someone with cancer is pretty low class. The photo used above was post diagnosis. Surely she gained weight prior to that but hey we all got issues.
I’m sorry! I didn’t know! It was an honest question. She had let herself go for awhile. Regardless, sorry again. I’m a lot of things but I’m not low class.
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I remember being pretty blown away first time I saw her in a movie.
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Holy Fuck I would love to see pictures of people critiquing other people's looks on here, CEO should make that mandatory. I'm guessing most of you look like you could audition for an Amber Alert Billboard and all of you would fuck the current version of Eggert as you've certainly fucked worse. I know I have
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BernieTaupson wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:09 pm She’s also a bullshit artist. She said that Scott Baio screwed her “years after” Charles in Charge ended and she was underage.

Charles in Charge was still running when she was 18.
How would you know either way? It’s his word against hers?. Only they know the truth in the matter. This qualifies you as a bullshit artist.
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TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:48 am My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
It's called cancer.
Cancer makes you fat? Thought it was the opposite.
veritas wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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At one point in time, perhaps the prettiest woman in Hollywood -- and that's even before she bought the boobs.

I'll never forget seeing her on the Jon Stewart's old talk show in the mid-'90s -- I think he was still on MTV at the time -- to promote whatever (probably Baywatch), and Jon opened the interview by asking her about "Blown Away" (my man!), which she clearly had no interest in talking about by that point.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:15 am
TeslaFan wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:49 am
DonJuanDeMarco wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:48 am My dreams have been shattered.

She was drop dead gorgeous as a teen and in her 20's. Charles in Charge. A little boob action in a movie called Blown Away with the 2 Corey's. Is this menopause and metabolism? Or do women like her and Bridget Fonda just say, "fuck it" and let themselves go?
It's called cancer.
Cancer makes you fat? Thought it was the opposite.
I'm not a doctor so I googled it and was surprised to find this.

Some types of cancer that are more likely to cause weight gain include: Breast cancer, Prostate cancer, Lymphoma, Multiple myeloma, and Chronic leukemia.
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This thread has gone full retard.

No one is making fun of cancer. Cancer TREATMENT rarely causes weight gain aside from the face bloat if steroids are involved.

She’s been out of shape for years and years and it likely has zero to do with any cancer aside from possibly contributing to it.

No, we aren’t all supermodels, but we were also never famous for basically being a hot piece of ass. It’s like commenting on some over the hill athlete who sucks now and the usual dumdum chiming in with “well, how many Super Bowl rings do YOU have?”. Irrelevant.

Let’s do another thread about how fat Vince is since he’s a dude and see if there is equal pearl-clutching.

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People...let's not forget that it isn't just cancer, it is the impact of the treatment and the psychological hit you take.

...which is to say, whereas the cancer itself might not make you fat, you are certainly not going to feel much like working out if you are doing chemo or radiotherapy...and also if you are fighting some literal potential life-ending thing, you are likely to go: "What's the fucking point of eating well and working out. The only pleasure I have right now is eating Doritos and smoking weed, so that's what the fuck I am going to do."
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Wiseacre wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 12:44 pm This thread has gone full retard.

No, we aren’t all supermodels, but we were also never famous for basically being a hot piece of ass. It’s like commenting on some over the hill athlete who sucks now and the usual dumdum chiming in with “well, how many Super Bowl rings do YOU have?”. Irrelevant.
Disease aside, you're right. There is a weird expectation that a model, rock star, actor, or celebrity will always be at the top of whatever game made them famous (looks, voice, skills), and with someone who has not been in the spotlight much for decades, it is more shocking. Then, some have the genetics, good surgery, and means to be viewed as beautiful well into old age.
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BernieTaupson wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:20 pm
TeslaFan wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2024 8:45 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Thu Sep 19, 2024 10:09 pm She’s also a bullshit artist. She said that Scott Baio screwed her “years after” Charles in Charge ended and she was underage.

Charles in Charge was still running when she was 18.
How would you know either way? It’s his word against hers?. Only they know the truth in the matter. This qualifies you as a bullshit artist.
She said something that is demonstrably false, Forrest. Leave the thinking to the grownups huh.
The exact quote as posted on Wikipedia "Eggert claimed that Baio molested her beginning in 1986 when she was 14, and that when she was 17, she had intercourse with him."
She did at one point also say "years after" but didn't mention any specific date / year other than those above.
I would not be surprised if it is true, but then I know some things I would prefer not to know about Baio and women. Or one non-famous woman to be specific.
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TooOldToCare wrote: Sat Sep 21, 2024 3:32 am Disease aside, you're right. There is a weird expectation that a model, rock star, actor, or celebrity will always be at the top of whatever game made them famous (looks, voice, skills), and with someone who has not been in the spotlight much for decades, it is more shocking. Then, some have the genetics, good surgery, and means to be viewed as beautiful well into old age.
That's what I was getting at with my original post. Do women (or men) let themselves go when the camera is off? Do they just give up? I'm assuming yes.

Most try to stay in shape and at the top of their game before a tour. Then they kick back a little post tour.

I've even seen photos of guys like Stallone chilling out smoking a cigar. I doubt he was doing much cigar smoking in the 80's.

Maybe THAT'S why famous people look better than non-famous people. I know if I had a camera following me around everywhere I went and got on stage in front of 20,000 people a night, I would put more effort into my appearance.
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