“32 Pennis in a Ragu Jar”

[Chip Z'Hoy]

When did we add the Ragu jar in the title?

Discus.

[Rocker4Real]

I always thought he sang "32 pennies in record time"

[EzyRider]

Is 'pennis' code for something??

[metalmetalrdu]

Is 'pennis' code for something??

It is the plural of penis.

[Black Stuff]

must be small pennis if there are 32 of them in the jar

[metalmetalrdu]

must be small pennis if there are 32 of them in the jar

Squirrel pennis.

[dmbrocker]

Discus.

I'm pretty sure I saw one of those being thrown at the Olympics a few months ago.

[Hatchets Molly]

I always thought he sang "32 pennies in record time"

I thought it was this also. Ragu jar? And Jani was a good writer?

[metalmetalrdu]

And Jani was a good writer?

The best who ever lived. And I would stand on the coffee table in Bob Dylan's living room and wag my finger at the old man and tell him so.

To wit:

I said hookers
And whores
And a teenage slut
On the bathroom floor
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
Oh yeah

[Hatchets Molly]

And she was so damn pretty.

Gotta go sleepy bye. My artificial atmosphere machine is giving off a constant hu-uh-um.

[pieceofme]

And Jani was a good writer?

The best who ever lived. And I would stand on the coffee table in Bob Dylan's living room and wag my finger at the old man and tell him so.

To wit:

I said hookers
And whores
And a teenage slut
On the bathroom floor
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
Oh yeah

Jani really was the John Lennon of the hair metal scene

[DonJuanDeMarco]

And Jani was a good writer?

The best who ever lived. And I would stand on the coffee table in Bob Dylan's living room and wag my finger at the old man and tell him so.

To wit:

I said hookers
And whores
And a teenage slut
On the bathroom floor
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
Oh yeah

Jani really was the John Lennon of the hair metal scene

OK maybe that's not the best example of Jani's lyrics. Heaven, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Song & Dance Man, Bed of Roses, pretty much all of Dog Eat Dog are better examples.

[GoodJudge]

And Jani was a good writer?

The best who ever lived. And I would stand on the coffee table in Bob Dylan's living room and wag my finger at the old man and tell him so.

To wit:

I said hookers
And whores
And a teenage slut
On the bathroom floor
I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love
Oh yeah

Jani really was the John Lennon of the hair metal scene

Shame he didn't get shot then.

[alleyrulez]

I always thought he sang "32 pennies in record time"

I thought it was this also. Ragu jar? And Jani was a good writer?

my favorite track on the debut.

and yes, he was.

[Love_Industry]

must be small pennis if there are 32 of them in the jar

Certainly not Tommy Lee's pennis. Which Jani soon found out, if not before.

[Black Stuff]

must be small pennis if there are 32 of them in the jar

Certainly not Tommy Lee's pennis. Which Jani soon found out, if not before.

he saw red

[Danzig in the Dark]

Those 32 pennies weren't enough for Bobbie.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

32 Vaginas in a Cheerios Box

[pieceofme]

32 Vaginas in a Cheerios Box

Not even TenBenny would come up with something that unfunny.

[Hatchets Molly]

32 Vaginas in a Cheerios Box

Not even TenBenny would come up with something that unfunny.

You give him way too much credit.

[DonJuanDeMarco]

32 Vaginas in a Cheerios Box

Not even TenBenny would come up with something that unfunny.

You give him way too much credit.

This is what happens when I try to crack a dumb joke!

32 small penises in a spaghetti sauce jar is Ok but I can’t put a vagina in a cereal box? That’s a double standard.

Anyway…back to our discussion. Stronger Now is also a great lyric and melody. Jani could sing like a bird. And he didn’t hate Cherry Pie. He just didn’t want his whole career to be defined by that one song.

[SeniorGrande]

When did we add the Ragu jar in the title?

Discus.

So, a halfway serious reply.

The “32 Pennies in a Ragu Jar” title first appeared on the 1996 The Best Of Warrant realease. This release also credits for the first time the DRFSR songs being written by all 5 members, where as the original DRFSR release said "All songs by Jani Lane" (later fixed on the remaster to include the other four members).

While that may have something to do with it, the DRFSR remaster still lists the song as "32 Pennies", so who knows.

What I do know is that Steven Sweet always reminded me of Michelle from "Full House", with Tommy Aldridge hair (although in the Jani Lane biopic he will be played Tom Everett Scott).

[Tommy2Tone84]

I always thought he sang "32 pennies in record time"

I thought it was this also. Ragu jar? And Jani was a good writer?

It was always Ragu jar.

Is that any worse than Girls, Girls, Girls, Just Like Paradise, Love In An Elevator, Bad Medicine or Pour Some Sugar On Me?

No, it’s really not

[Wednesday 13 Fan]

You spelled penis wrong. Sounds like a bizarre gay horror movie or something.