Metal Sludge Gossip Board

HueyRamone wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:33 am Can I have them? I mean, I have some annoying people coming over and done want them thinking too highly of me. These could protect against that

Sleek wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:29 am Last night, I had somebody over for a video edit and they needed to write something down, so I got them a piece of paper and pen, but they needed something to write on...I have a bunch of big ol' hardcover art books in my closet, so I went and grabbed one at random.

I hand it to them, and they were like: "There is something in this book..?" so I grab it back, open it up, AND IT HAD KISSTARD NONSENSE STASHED IN BETWEEN THE PAGES.

I mean, look at this shit. Some little seventies half-wit must have spent their lunch money for months to get these stupid fucking cards. "Durrr ME NO NEED FUDE durrr. Me BUY MIME caRDS! GENE SIMMINS IS COOLER THAN FonZIe! ugggghhhrrr..."





I was SO embarrassed.

...after explaining that these were NOT something I had purposely collected and that I did not even know that they they were there in my closet, hence I was not a TOTAL IDIOT who kept shit like this, we got back to the edit..but I could tell that something had changed. There was just that little glint of the eye, that overall affect of revulsion that let me know they thought I was trying to cover up...the stink of KISS was on me now.

So I will probably lose this client, which is fair, because if somebody associates you with Kiss fandom, they're going to be thinking you are an incompetent man-baby, and nobody needs that shit. I accept this loss as a functioning member of society who does not wish to see any Kiss related nonsense propagated. This is one I have to take for the team.

SO, A QUESTION:

How do I dispose of refuse like this? Does it have to be handled like toxic waste and be taken to a facility that specializes in that sort of thing, or can it be composted like other types of shit?

Once it is TRULY gone, can I remove the residual aura by burning sage, or do I have to get some sort of exorcist up in here? (I already cleaned the closet with a mix of ammonia and vinegar to make sure it is cleansed and this doesn't grow back like mold or some shit.)

Please let me know.

Danzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 5:05 pm Don't be like Paul. It's time for you to come out of the closet like those cards.

Sleek wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:29 am ...the stink of KISS was on me now.

Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:59 am

Sleek wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:29 am ...the stink of KISS was on me now.

It's hard to wash off. It lingers for a while.

For the next 10-20 years, you'll receive Kiss action figures as birthday gifts, get asked "Are you going?" every time Ace Frehley plays the local club, and get tagged on any Facebook post about the latest dumb thing Gene SImmons said.

And expect your phone to fill up with "Are you ok?" text messages when Peter Criss finally croaks.

Mister Freeze wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 6:59 am

Sleek wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:29 am ...the stink of KISS was on me now.

It's hard to wash off. It lingers for a while.

For the next 10-20 years, you'll receive Kiss action figures as birthday gifts, get asked "Are you going?" every time Ace Frehley plays the local club, and get tagged on any Facebook post about the latest dumb thing Gene SImmons said.

And expect your phone to fill up with "Are you ok?" text messages when Peter Criss finally croaks.

Wiseacre wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 1:47 am Collecting those back in the day was EPIC. If you were alive then and didn’t, your childhood sucked. Fact. F*ck the haters.