Blotzer got Moon Zappa Pregnant

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Blotzer got Moon Zappa Pregnant

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I posted this in the Blotzer Piece of Sh*t thread, and it didn’t get much reaction, so creating a new thread because I thought this deserved more traction.

Is everyone tracking the Blotzer knocking up Moon Unit Zappa story? In his book he describes it like he got her pregnant (he identifies her by name) and makes it sound like she wanted him to go with her to tell Frank and he said no way, and he doesn’t really say what happened to the kid.

In her book, which I just finished, she says she only told him long after she had an abortion and there is nothing about wanting him to talk to her parents. Interestingly, she doesn’t identify him by name, only calling him “the drummer in a metal band.”

Blotzer comes off worse in HIS version of the story, which is quite an accomplishment.
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WentEast wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:42 am

Blotzer comes off worse in HIS version of the story, which is quite an accomplishment.
nah, its natural for him
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I would consider naming my daughter Pregnant
Has anyone ever named kid Pregnant?

Moon Zappa Pregnant best WWE name ever
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LAglamrocker wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 1:13 pm I would consider naming my daughter Pregnant
Has anyone ever named kid Pregnant?

Moon Zappa Pregnant best WWE name ever
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I think Ron Taylor from Lillian Axe named his kid Witchchild
Great name#Dyin’ToLive

Someone must have named kid Ratt- I wouldn’t be the first
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Her book paints a very unflattering picture of both parents. Has Dweez or Ahmet reacted to it yet?
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WentEast wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:42 am
Is everyone tracking the Blotzer knocking up Moon Unit Zappa story? In his book he describes it like he got her pregnant (he identifies her by name)
Yeah, but that could be any Moon Unit Zappa in the world.
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HoldenSSV wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 2:45 pm Her book paints a very unflattering picture of both parents. Has Dweez or Ahmet reacted to it yet?
Dweezil is definitely on Moon’s side since they both got cut out of the will by their Mom.
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RIP Moon Unit!
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What a fucking Blotzer.... :D
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How could he? She's been dead for years.
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I wonder if it happened in the hull of Ramboat: First Blotz
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WentEast wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:42 am I posted this in the Blotzer Piece of Sh*t thread, and it didn’t get much reaction, so creating a new thread because I thought this deserved more traction.

U dumbfuck. U better believe I saw it and paid attention to it. You did the right thing. The Blotzer=shit thread is where ur SUPPOSED to put it. First before anywhere.
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The only thing I know about Moon Unit was when she was on Rock N Roll Jeopardy and instead of just accepting that she's a sheltered dumb as a brick moron she was like "'IM GOING TO BUZZ IN AND YELL RANDOM STUFF IM SO QUIRKY THAT MAKES ME AN ABSURDIST LIKE MY DADDY!!!"

Meanwhile George Clinton sat there burned out of his mind thinking "where am I?" while Dave Mustaine calmly steamrolled them.

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That's right, he literally just wrote "WHAT" as his finally Jeopardy answer.
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REO Cokewagon wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:28 pm
WentEast wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:42 am I posted this in the Blotzer Piece of Sh*t thread, and it didn’t get much reaction, so creating a new thread because I thought this deserved more traction.

U dumbfuck. U better believe I saw it and paid attention to it. You did the right thing. The Blotzer=shit thread is where ur SUPPOSED to put it. First before anywhere.
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Bono Nettencourt wrote: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:31 am
REO Cokewagon wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 11:28 pm
WentEast wrote: Thu Nov 14, 2024 10:42 am I posted this in the Blotzer Piece of Sh*t thread, and it didn’t get much reaction, so creating a new thread because I thought this deserved more traction.

U dumbfuck. U better believe I saw it and paid attention to it. You did the right thing. The Blotzer=shit thread is where ur SUPPOSED to put it. First before anywhere.
Calm down... don't you have subway toilets to sniff?
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Imagine if Moon and Blotz DID have a kid.

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