BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

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BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

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Wow...

She might 10x crazier than Michael Jackson ever was... and yeah, there is video of the latest!

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Britney Spears Claims She's Moved to Mexico ... After Just Turning 5

Britney Spears turned 43 on Monday but she claims in disturbing new Instagram videos that she's really 5 and moving to Mexico.

In the footage posted to her IG account, the troubled pop star starts off by talking about how the paparazzi put her on a plane with a mask over her face while carrying a torch given to her by a friend.

As if that wasn't bizarre enough ... Britney discussed her B-day, falsely stating that she turned 42 when she's actually 43, but that wasn't the worst part.

Brit went on to say she's only 5 and going to kindergarten and has even moved South of the Border because the paparazzi are cruel in the way they portray her.

Regarding the plane reference, Brit was photographed Monday heading to a private jet on a tarmac at an L.A.-area airport. She wore a long white trenchcoat with a black fedora and matching sunglasses and boots while holding a grill lighter to her lips.

As we reported ... Brit has had a rough time in recent years ... she just finalized her divorce from Sam Asghari and has been struggling with her mental health ever since a judge terminated her conservatorship in 2021.

Prayers for Brit.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/03/britney- ... to-mexico/

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All those "Free Britney" morons...

1. Don't understand mental illness
2. Hope they enjoy when she offs herself live on IG.
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She is more hotter now than ever!!!😄😄😄
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I can fix her.
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She is Brian Wilson level of mentally gone.
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i am guessing 5 years old meant five years away from when she broke free even though its been only 4. Also referring to kindergarten because she is just learning to live without supervision.
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keyofgee wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:24 pm i am guessing 5 years old meant five years away from when she broke free even though its been only 4. Also referring to kindergarten because she is just learning to live without supervision.
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I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
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St_Augustines_Pears wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 8:02 pm
St_Augustines_Pears wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
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I would have sexual congress with her, but I’d be thinking about her 20 years ago.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 8:02 pm
St_Augustines_Pears wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
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