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BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 9:16 am
by MetalSludgeCEO
Wow...

She might 10x crazier than Michael Jackson ever was... and yeah, there is video of the latest!

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Britney Spears Claims She's Moved to Mexico ... After Just Turning 5

Britney Spears turned 43 on Monday but she claims in disturbing new Instagram videos that she's really 5 and moving to Mexico.

In the footage posted to her IG account, the troubled pop star starts off by talking about how the paparazzi put her on a plane with a mask over her face while carrying a torch given to her by a friend.

As if that wasn't bizarre enough ... Britney discussed her B-day, falsely stating that she turned 42 when she's actually 43, but that wasn't the worst part.

Brit went on to say she's only 5 and going to kindergarten and has even moved South of the Border because the paparazzi are cruel in the way they portray her.

Regarding the plane reference, Brit was photographed Monday heading to a private jet on a tarmac at an L.A.-area airport. She wore a long white trenchcoat with a black fedora and matching sunglasses and boots while holding a grill lighter to her lips.

As we reported ... Brit has had a rough time in recent years ... she just finalized her divorce from Sam Asghari and has been struggling with her mental health ever since a judge terminated her conservatorship in 2021.

Prayers for Brit.

https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/03/britney- ... to-mexico/

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$tEvil

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 9:33 am
by daveg
All those "Free Britney" morons...

1. Don't understand mental illness
2. Hope they enjoy when she offs herself live on IG.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 10:41 am
by parasite74
She is more hotter now than ever!!!šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 1:32 pm
by Engine13
I can fix her.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2024 3:43 pm
by ParaDime77
She is Brian Wilson level of mentally gone.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:24 pm
by keyofgee
i am guessing 5 years old meant five years away from when she broke free even though its been only 4. Also referring to kindergarten because she is just learning to live without supervision.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:44 pm
by TravisBicklesMohawk
I want to care, but I don't.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:11 pm
by GoodJudge
keyofgee wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 12:24 pm i am guessing 5 years old meant five years away from when she broke free even though its been only 4. Also referring to kindergarten because she is just learning to live without supervision.
Don't you go spoiling tabloid sensationalism amd distortion with a dose of facts.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm
by St_Augustines_Pears
I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 8:02 pm
by MetalSludgeCEO
St_Augustines_Pears wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
Raw Dog?

$tEvil :D

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 9:14 pm
by roxxxtar
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 8:02 pm
St_Augustines_Pears wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
Raw Dog?

$tEvil :D

I would have sexual congress with her, but I’d be thinking about her 20 years ago.

Re: BRITNEY SPEARS ... Says she just turned 5, is starting Kindergarten tomorrow and moving to Mexico! #WTF

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 4:15 am
by Black Stuff
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 8:02 pm
St_Augustines_Pears wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2024 5:55 pm I would fornicate with her until my cock fell off!
Raw Dog?

$tEvil :D
Sure lol