Would you shag Pamela Anderson?

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Would you shag Pamela Anderson?

Yes, of course
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Would you shag Pamela Anderson?

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Pass from me.

Natural look or covered with make up she isn't appealing at all. And she hasn't been for many years. Was never my favourite baywatch star either. Preferred Yasmin Bleeth and Carmen Electra back in the day.
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When she was in her 20s and 30s yes, she was hot. But man did she ever go downhill the last few years. She looks downright AWFUL! She's got no eyebrows anymore, they're drawn on. Also, no wrinkles which means she's had work done yet still looks like death warmed over. Thanks but no thanks!

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Be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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Lobo wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:14 pm When she was in her 20s and 30s yes, she was hot. But man did she ever go downhill the last few years. She looks downright AWFUL!

Shes not trying to look hot, the way Donna Dericco is. If she was made up, posed and photoshopped, I bet she could have everyone fooled she was still smokin.
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the hepatitis is a bit of a turn off.
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Although she's now stunning and brave or some stupid shit, it would be a hard pass for me. Don't want herpes and AIDS and syphilis, thanks
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no
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Those eyebrows are a deal killer for me
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Lobo wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:14 pm When she was in her 20s and 30s yes, she was hot. But man did she ever go downhill the last few years. She looks downright AWFUL!
It's sad to see indeed. The only hope here is that she always looked better in real life.

Think I shared the story about how I met her in Warsaw back in 1997, then walked in late to a meeting and apologized by saying "Sorry I'm late, but I just had breakfast with Pamela Anderson" :)
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:15 pm Be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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If she put some makeup on, hell yes!
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The "her knees are too sharp" meme with that pockmarked, corpulent motherfucker hasn't been posted yet?!
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:15 pm Be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Cause of Tommy's huge cock, or that she's banged a lot of dudes?

If it's the latter, I never understood that. How is fucking 200 different guys gonna loosen you up more than a tradwife who gets fucked by her husband every night? They're both getting the same amount of pounding.
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HueyRamone wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:35 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Wed Jan 08, 2025 3:15 pm Be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
Cause of Tommy's huge cock, or that she's banged a lot of dudes?

If it's the latter, I never understood that. How is fucking 200 different guys gonna loosen you up more than a tradwife who gets fucked by her husband every night? They're both getting the same amount of pounding.
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When she was just modeling in Canada pre Playboy.....she was the hottest gal around.
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Reno brothels always had few Pam Anderson girls with Baywatch swim suits if requested…so technically I have

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Of course I would. It's Pamela fucking Anderson. What kind of question is that? If you would've told me 25 years ago that one day that would even be a serious question I never would've believed it. She was so hot my friends and I thought she was like some one in a billion freak that had the super power of never aging or not being hot.

Anyways, I definitely still would. She seems like a cool lady. Theres no way it could be a bad experience. I mean...come on.
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Hell Yes
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Well, I’d probably last longer with current Pam!
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All day... raw dog AF too... and with NO make-up!

I am not into the make-up thing... a bit sure, but no need for the pancake face of base, heavy lipstick and all the other nonsense!

I also don't like my pussy to smell like a Department store's perfume counter, I want that sh!t to smell like pussy, not perfume.

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HueyRamone wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:35 am
How is fucking 200 different guys gonna loosen you up more than a tradwife who gets fucked by her husband every night? They're both getting the same amount of pounding.
Good point but.... the tradwives don't get pounded every night.
Sex for their husbands is for making babies, anything else is a sin.
Even if they tend to have a lot of babies, their numbers aren't even close to your average roastie pr0nstar.
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TeslaFan wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 5:31 am If she put some makeup on, hell yes!
Honestly I think she's doing this because she's so beat the makeup would make her look worse.
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This useless bimboid has been all over the news and media for nearly a year now. She stopped wearing makeup! So empowering!! Women of the world: We Love You Pammy!!! :roll:

So when does her weekly Playboy spread come out? Or is she too old now?
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When she was young and pretty she used a lot of make up. Now that she could use a little make up, she doesn't use it. Go figure. Still would.
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Everyone else has, so why not?
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WOULD for sure!
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Love_Industry wrote: Fri Jan 10, 2025 2:26 am
HueyRamone wrote: Thu Jan 09, 2025 8:35 am
How is fucking 200 different guys gonna loosen you up more than a tradwife who gets fucked by her husband every night? They're both getting the same amount of pounding.
Good point but.... the tradwives don't get pounded every night.
Sex for their husbands is for making babies, anything else is a sin.
Even if they tend to have a lot of babies, their numbers aren't even close to your average roastie pr0nstar.
Well, there are prolly some true believers, but most I think are of the "submit to your husband's needs" variety. What they say publicly and what they do are two different things, as we see always.

Back on topic, i'd still bang pam very hard and swiftly, with anal and cleveland steamers if she requests.
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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My insurance doesn't cover exposure to something that both Vince Neil and Tommy Lee have been inside.
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Like all women, they EXPIRE. Pam has expired.
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