Name ONE Sludge Artist that you would NOT want as your LIFE COACH !

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Name ONE Sludge Artist that you would NOT want as your LIFE COACH !

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Tommy Lee. "Woa....be your life coach? Cool!"
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Chris Homeless.
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Marq Torien and Sebitchian. Two tools
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Ha! Chris Holmes was my first choice, followed by Marq and then Sebastian. In that order. I guess I need to change my Tommy Lee. At last the dude was smart enough to shut the fuck up and know where his paycheck is.
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cowpins wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2025 4:41 am Ha! Chris Holmes was my first choice, followed by Marq and then Sebastian. In that order. I guess I need to change my Tommy Lee. At last the dude was smart enough to shut the fuck up and know where his paycheck is.
And marry both Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson, even if they divorced.
Holmes married Turkey Neck - but not for long either.
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Perry Farrell.

Stupid ass drunk manages to fuck up all of his shows, get into fights with fellow business partners in public, etc.

He narrowly beats out Don Dokken.
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Bobby Blotzer of Ratt seems like the obvious answer.
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ElectrickMagick wrote: Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:27 am Bobby Blotzer of Ratt seems like the obvious answer.
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Tommy Skeoch
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Can’t decide who would be worse between Paul and Ace.

Paul has more money so Ace is the last option for life coach.
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Ace is the first person I thought of. Danny from Faster Pussycat would be another candidate.
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Vinnie Vincent
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Geezer Butler
He would talk nonstop about his band - that I don’t care about
He would talk nonstop about his BFF Eddie Trunk-that I don’t care about

He could not get me on strippers(female) guest list at Pacers(I already have that)

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