Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 3:09 pm**

I’m not surprised in the least. He’s reached Di’Anno/Jon Oliva levels of obesity. At least he gave the band his blessing to continue without him:

https://www.nme.com/news/music/bowling- ... th-3831484

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 3:13 pm**

Looks like "mental issues" as well...
https://www.instagram.com/soupbowlerchris/?hl=en

They're all fat though now anyway, except for the tiny middle guy...
https://www.instagram.com/p/C9vGQx2vC-M ... mg_index=1

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 3:23 pm**

Alexa Bliss favorite band..would have never guessed that..she seems like Lordi fan

Does her husband get the gig now?

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 3:30 pm**

He wants to spend more time with his pantry.

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 3:53 pm**

Ready to lose a leg from dibeetus and start heading towards 600 lbs.

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 4:07 pm**

Obvious replacement..........Waffle Van Halen.

Posted: **Thu Jan 23, 2025 7:07 pm**

You used to be able to say the fat guy from Bowling for Soup but now nobody would know who you’re talking about. I think Jaret is fatter than Chris.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:30 am**

Solid bonded by blood shirt action going on in that article picture.

Posted: **Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:45 am**

Looks like he was bowling for double bacon cheeseburgers.

Bonded shirt does rock tho!

Posted: **Sat Jan 25, 2025 6:12 pm**

Prayers

Posted: **Sat Jan 25, 2025 6:16 pm**

How does one "retire" from a defunct band?

Posted: **Sun Jan 26, 2025 10:50 am**

Too fat for pants

Posted: **Sun Jan 26, 2025 2:41 pm**

I saw them at Jenkinsons on the boardwalk in NJ when I was 12, 2000. He didn’t seem well then

Posted: **Tue Jan 28, 2025 6:49 pm**

Bono Nettencourt wrote: ↑Sat Jan 25, 2025 6:16 pm How does one "retire" from a defunct band?

They seem to be on tour constantly. They just booked Wembley for later this year. Not my thing but hardly defunct.

Chris Burney permanently retires from Bowling For Soup citing “medical issues”