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We should all be lucky to make it to 90 with a 40-year younger wife/grave robber.

Who's his plastic surgeon?

No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.

According to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.

Clearly keeps you young.

NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 am

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.

According to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.

Clearly keeps you young.

Yeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.

He’s 90 & she’s 60.

That’s about right

That said, he clearly shouldn't be performing because it's outright abuse. He's not singing, only barely moving his lips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEIgI2otbGg

NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 9:13 am That said, he clearly shouldn't be performing because it's outright abuse. He's not singing, only barely moving his lips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEIgI2otbGg

It is clear he's not singing. He may want to be on that stage because that is all he knows. Tony Bennet could barely speak IRL, but he could still remember his songs on stage with his dementia. Different set of circumstances, but these old crooners go till they drop over.

DangerZone wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:50 am He’s 90 & she’s 60.

That’s about right

He looks good for 90, but she looks amazing for 60.

"The Mayor of Munchkin Land"

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:48 am

NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 am

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.

According to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.

Clearly keeps you young.

Yeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.

My mom looks like shit too and she’s just 81 and then the fact that there’s only us 3 kids so she hasn’t had much sex at all.

Good for him, interviewers didn’t help him much when he was struggling … he’s still sharper than me.

NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 am

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:37 am No kidding. His brain, voice, and frail walk aside, he doesn't look 90. My mom is 85 and looks like she's melting and shrinking.

According to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.

Clearly keeps you young.

Grease is the word.

eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 1:04 pm

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:48 am

NeonKnite wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:41 am

According to many reports, this guy had an amazing amount of puss in his life.

Clearly keeps you young.

Yeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.

My mom looks like shit too and she’s just 81 and then the fact that there’s only us 3 kids so she hasn’t had much sex at all.

So are you saying that she doesn't have a lot of sex because there are only three of you to have sex with?

LovePowerFromTheMamaHead wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:43 am

eddie lee roth wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 1:04 pm

Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:48 am

Yeah. I don't think my Mom has had much puss, so it makes sense.

My mom looks like shit too and she’s just 81 and then the fact that there’s only us 3 kids so she hasn’t had much sex at all.

So are you saying that she doesn't have a lot of sex because there are only three of you to have sex with?

Yes and I was the baby of the family.

After I got through sucking on her titties she swore off sex.

Even changed her name to Mama.

This has all been done legally I believe.

Ouch!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TWIHlzZ6 ... ture=share

Did he fall or do the splits?

Is Colonel Tom Parker his manager?

I don’t think anybody could stop Frankie from going on that stage if that’s what he wants to do.