1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
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1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
For all you new wave-loving Sludgers (surely we have some here), take a trip back to 1983 and listen to these five (mostly) one-hit-wonders and pick your favorite! Just a fun little poll that I decided to come up with, and besides, they're all pretty dang classic, IMO...

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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Too Shy for the win! That bass line is great!
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
I like Kevin Rowland/DMR the best overall but yea, Too Shy is the winner.
Kajagoogoo - "Too Shy"
Dexys Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen"
After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"
Madness - "Our House"
Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"
Kajagoogoo - "Too Shy"
Dexys Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen"
After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"
Madness - "Our House"
Men Without Hats - "The Safety Dance"
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
After the Fire - "Der Kommissar", is my fav out of that list.
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List of songs that I absolutely hated as a young metal head, but what a great list of tunes that is now. Love em all.
Come on Eileen should be the winner, but I'm going with Men without Hats. Only because I saw them a few months ago, and they were surprisingly excellent live. Singer in his 70's ran around like a teenager.
Come on Eileen should be the winner, but I'm going with Men without Hats. Only because I saw them a few months ago, and they were surprisingly excellent live. Singer in his 70's ran around like a teenager.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
My vote and saw MWOH too. Made me listen to a lot of their tunes that weren't MTV-bound. It's a lot of well-crafted, fun synth-pop. Ivan (singer) is absolutely young at heart and pulls off his "look" really well. Super-nice dude, too. Of course he is; he's Canadian.daveg wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2025 9:20 am List of songs that I absolutely hated as a young metal head, but what a great list of tunes that is now. Love em all.
Come on Eileen should be the winner, but I'm going with Men without Hats. Only because I saw them a few months ago, and they were surprisingly excellent live. Singer in his 70's ran around like a teenager.

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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Originally, yes, but I chose the cover by ATF as one of the options here since I prefer that one slightly.

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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
I ll take The Safety Dance in this battle !
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
I once saw a porn titled "Cum On Eileen".
Carry on.
Carry on.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
I voted for the one that got misnamed No Doubt on Napster.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
The greatest New Wave album of all time ...

Not making a joke.

Not making a joke.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy

Motherfuckin' Falco, he's even got his statue in Austria.
That said, I like Madness more.

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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Fuck Der Skab Kommissar.


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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Went with "Our House", but like them all except for the Kajagoogoo song.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Der Kommissar. All those other songs are shit, except for "Safety Dance" which is okay just cause it's quirky.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Hell yes! And the video is trippy.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
What a great time for music and film … glad I was alive to live it … it may be the last time I was truly alive.
Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Too Shy, but only because Limahl is from Wigan. And because he sung The Neverending Story.
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
Who the fuck puts a house in the middle of the street??? 

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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
And clearly one step beyond . . .
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Re: 1983 new wave song battle: Der Kommissar vs. Come On Eileen vs. Our House vs. The Safety Dance vs. Too Shy
THISDanzig in the Dark wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 6:11 amFuck Der Skab Kommissar.
Dexy's Midnight Runners song is annoying because of the violin and the bad vocal performance (a dead rat in the throat?)
So be it Too Shy by KajaKooKoo