Why don't MAGAts listen to cool music?

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Why don't MAGAts listen to cool music?

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Instead they're all into shit like Journey and Fleetwood Mac, which I guess fits into the whole fake luxury vibe that is central to the Dump brand but philosophically it's in complete opposition to the core tenets of MAGA. These are:

- Toxic masculinity and sexual deviance

- Violence, both domestic and public

- Exploitation and mockery of Jesus Christ and Christianity

- Elimination of society's most vulnerable/Social Darwinism

- Generous application of face makeup

- Amphetamine abuse

So why are y'all listening to wuss rock and not jamming to DEATH METAL or BLACK METAL?

You could be jamming Grand Belial's Key in your Cybertruck. Instead you're doing the handjob dance to "Y.M.C.A."
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"Boo hoo, Taylor Swift doesn't like us." YOU DON'T WANT HER TO LIKE YOU.

You want Varg Vikernes to like you, not some milquetoast pop twat.

Trey Azagthoth is MAGA now--listen to his music. Why is a Marxist like me kneeling at the altar of madness and not you?
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I thought it was Kid Rock and country music!
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I’m a Donnie Trump & Donnie Vie fan! I love hair metal!
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Nate S Axel wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 3:19 pm I thought it was Kid Rock and country music!
Yep, and Skynyrd and the Nuge. Fleetwood Mac and Journey definitely aren't music for rednecks, so I don't get why Chip thinks MAGAs love them. Maybe in casual passing, but not as much as strictly Southern music.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:22 pm "Boo hoo, Taylor Swift doesn't like us." YOU DON'T WANT HER TO LIKE YOU.

You want Varg Vikernes to like you, not some milquetoast pop twat.

Trey Azagthoth is MAGA now--listen to his music. Why is a Marxist like me kneeling at the altar of madness and not you?
They like to present themselves as religious. Varg and Morbid don't mix with that. Neither does King Diamond despite the face make-up.

Bland, safe oldies music seems just right for the followers of a 78-year-old politician and reality star. Wouldn't be surprised if DJT supported PMRC in the 80s.
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MattleyCrue wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:14 pm I’m a Donnie Trump & Donnie Vie fan! I love hair metal!
Figures that one of the resident retards is a Donnie T fan.

I'm sure a fair few Pantera fans like him too, from the White Pride perspective. Does that count, Chip?
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journey is overplayed and Fleetwood mac is hardly on my radar. You should see my playlists. You would be amazed at the cool music on it. Very little old skool unless its folk music or 70's stuff like "one Tin Soldier". "Rocky" by Austin Roberts, "Run Joey Run". stuff like "Year 2525". Super cool stuff like that. and maybe some CSN&Y
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We listen to some cool stuff. Right now I'm listening the The Elder butt naked in my red hat.
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You're trying way too hard.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:11 pm Instead they're all into shit like Journey and Fleetwood Mac, which I guess fits into the whole fake luxury vibe that is central to the Dump brand but philosophically it's in complete opposition to the core tenets of MAGA. These are:

- Toxic masculinity and sexual deviance

- Violence, both domestic and public

- Exploitation and mockery of Jesus Christ and Christianity

- Elimination of society's most vulnerable/Social Darwinism

- Generous application of face makeup

- Amphetamine abuse

So why are y'all listening to wuss rock and not jamming to DEATH METAL or BLACK METAL?

You could be jamming Grand Belial's Key in your Cybertruck. Instead you're doing the handjob dance to "Y.M.C.A."
Da fuck are you babbling about, numbnuts?

I'm an Atheist Trump supporter and I listen to Avatar, Amorphis, Type O Negative etc.
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because libs are busy evolving and cultivating a deeper meaning through collective dreams & visions.
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