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What difference does it make? We’re still talking about the same stuff.

Crazy Nights production.

LA Guns band members.

I thought the M3 thread would be more exciting but that seems to be DOA. I don’t know why. It looks like a good lineup to me.

Edited. Yeah, it’s how we lost the Carb Day and OG Ramsey Roxx threads, which is a huge blow to Sludge, if you ask me.

dmbrocker wrote: ↑Wed Feb 26, 2025 10:52 am Edited. Yeah, it’s how we lost the Carb Day and OG Ramsey Roxx threads, which is a huge blow to Sludge, if you ask me.

And Michael Hott. CAWW!

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 3:51 am I’ve asked the main man about five times and never been given the courtesy of a reply.

Don't bother asking him what the hell Ruck a Pit Bridge is, either.

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:12 pm Nah that’s bullshit. Threads at Hoffman go back twenty fucking years. And KISSFAG almost that long as well. There’s no good reason to dump them, a bunch of that stuff is historically important. You always had the CEO post and sticky a thread about how cool it was looking on Archive.org at the old main page, why can’t we do the same on the board? Sadly Archive typically doesn’t work on forums.

There's 0.0 historically significant things on this board. None. Zero. Everything should be deleted after a month! The fact that you care enough to go look at your old posts and care so much about them tells me everything I need to know about you. Imagine giving a fuck that your posts are no longer on a message board.

LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:20 pm

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:12 pm Nah that’s bullshit. Threads at Hoffman go back twenty fucking years. And KISSFAG almost that long as well. There’s no good reason to dump them, a bunch of that stuff is historically important. You always had the CEO post and sticky a thread about how cool it was looking on Archive.org at the old main page, why can’t we do the same on the board? Sadly Archive typically doesn’t work on forums.

There's 0.0 historically significant things on this board. None. Zero. Everything should be deleted after a month! The fact that you care enough to go look at your old posts and care so much about them tells me everything I need to know about you. Imagine giving a fuck that your posts are no longer on a message board.

He could print them out like people used to do with Mapquest. Put them up on the refrigerator or store them in a safe deposit box. Tell his kids and grandkids about that one time a post had over 500 replies. Life highlights! It all goes downhill once it disappears from the Gossip Board.

Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:37 pm

LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:20 pm

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:12 pm Nah that’s bullshit. Threads at Hoffman go back twenty fucking years. And KISSFAG almost that long as well. There’s no good reason to dump them, a bunch of that stuff is historically important. You always had the CEO post and sticky a thread about how cool it was looking on Archive.org at the old main page, why can’t we do the same on the board? Sadly Archive typically doesn’t work on forums.

There's 0.0 historically significant things on this board. None. Zero. Everything should be deleted after a month! The fact that you care enough to go look at your old posts and care so much about them tells me everything I need to know about you. Imagine giving a fuck that your posts are no longer on a message board.

He could print them out like people used to do with Mapquest. Put them up on the refrigerator or store them in a safe deposit box. Tell his kids and grandkids about that one time a post had over 500 replies. Life highlights! It all goes downhill once it disappears from the Gossip Board.

"Uncle Bernie, tell us again about the time you made fun of Paul Stanley's kid and how people said it was the best sludge ever!"

LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:20 pm

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:12 pm Nah that’s bullshit. Threads at Hoffman go back twenty fucking years. And KISSFAG almost that long as well. There’s no good reason to dump them, a bunch of that stuff is historically important. You always had the CEO post and sticky a thread about how cool it was looking on Archive.org at the old main page, why can’t we do the same on the board? Sadly Archive typically doesn’t work on forums.

There's 0.0 historically significant things on this board. None. Zero. Everything should be deleted after a month! The fact that you care enough to go look at your old posts and care so much about them tells me everything I need to know about you. Imagine giving a fuck that your posts are no longer on a message board.

Really.

• Carlos blowing smoke signal queefs out of his pussy
• P13's review about licking hookers Sweet Kim and Nikki's assholes before Poison's Carb Day extravaganza
• Metal Hot Girl pimping Fifi Larue
• The Globman chick's blurry photos
• IPWI prolly said something interesting at one point.


You call those not historically significant??

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 3:53 pm I was going to save the photos and post them on another board because someone asked me to, if you want to know.

Contemporary album and concert reviews, Great White tragedy as it unfolded in real time, Dio death, EVH death, funny shit about Wolfgang, shits and giggles about stupid shit … all that stuff is gone because of a setting on the board.

Or, like I said before - it probably isn’t, it’s just set to not display and we just can’t see it.

Who thinks, "I wonder what was written on the Gossip Board when Dio died 15 years ago?" I always knew fans of this genre lived in the past and had difficulty moving on, and you're living proof. It's 2025, who gives a shit what GlitterDoll469 wrote about Dio dying in 2010.

You want to make fun of people going to Kiss meet n greets, meanwhile you're crying over meaningless posts being erased from a message board. If you actually think this place is gonna be around forever, you're dumber than the Kiss fans you make fun of.

Here's an idea. Start your own forum. Start your own board. Keep posts for 30 years! Have a ball.

BernieTaupson wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 8:33 pm

LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Tue Mar 04, 2025 8:25 pm
Here's an idea. Start your own forum. Start your own board. Keep posts for 30 years! Have a ball.

Here’s an idea, suck my cock!

No thanks, I'm allergic to shrimp.