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Damn, she's as short as Eric.
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That's not KISS.

That's a money grab with two guys doing cosplay and two guys milking a cash cow for every last penny when they're shadows of their former themselves.
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Doro show Whisky > any MISS show
Gene looks bored as f*ck as usual that’s funny
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Cringe factor of 10. Most people who pay all that cash for a KISS meet & greet are in their late 50s-60s. So what, they frame these pics and hang them on their living room wall? They're KISS fans so they're out of shape & have what, 5-10 years left? So they pay a grand or more for an AWFUL picture that will become their kid's burden in just a few years. And the kids are pissed because they could have had that money instead of the cheesy pic they have to toss.
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NeonKnite wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 6:26 am That's not KISS.

That's a money grab with two guys doing cosplay and two guys milking a cash cow for every last penny when they're shadows of their former themselves.
So, you're saying that's KISS.
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These pics are all exactly the same whether it's Doro, Tom Morello or chubby 6th-grader Cletus McCoy from Tulsa OK. The expressions and energy of the band doesn't change. You'd think they'd 'perk-up' for one of their piers.
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sirthx2 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 8:41 am These pics are all exactly the same whether it's Doro, Tom Morello or chubby 6th-grader Cletus McCoy from Tulsa OK. The expressions and energy of the band doesn't change. You'd think they'd 'perk-up' for one of their piers.
They way overstayed their welcome and it was depressingly sad how they ended.

In retrospect, the band really should have ended in 2000.
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sirthx2 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 8:41 am These pics are all exactly the same whether it's Doro, Tom Morello or chubby 6th-grader Cletus McCoy from Tulsa OK. The expressions and energy of the band doesn't change. You'd think they'd 'perk-up' for one of their piers.
I was gonna point this out too. In a way, it might make those losers who paid $1000 feel better, that they got the same pose that the stars get.

Maybe they cant perk up for Doro, as they're depressed they have to stand there without new $ coming in for those 30 seconds.
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sirthx2 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 8:41 am These pics are all exactly the same whether it's Doro, Tom Morello or chubby 6th-grader Cletus McCoy from Tulsa OK.
THE Cletus McCoy?
Didn't he die in a bizarre meet & greet accident?
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Could Eric have looked any more ridiculous?
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sirthx2 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 7:23 am Cringe factor of 10. Most people who pay all that cash for a KISS meet & greet are in their late 50s-60s. So what, they frame these pics and hang them on their living room wall? They're KISS fans so they're out of shape & have what, 5-10 years left? So they pay a grand or more for an AWFUL picture that will become their kid's burden in just a few years. And the kids are pissed because they could have had that money instead of the cheesy pic they have to toss.
imagine the glut of framed fat Kiss pics at the thrift stores in 25 years
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Kerry67 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 9:34 am Could Eric have looked any more ridiculous?
It's like they were photobombed by MiniKISS.
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Kerry67 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 9:34 am Could Eric have looked any more ridiculous?
Yeah, he could've had a star around one eye.
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